Annika

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"

John, I think...or Joe... Joe, in the Endgame. But then again, that never happened because that future was changed, so I guess he never had a name after all... :thinking:

Actually it's not :p

7. The avatar is funny but smoking is bad for your health ;)

http://www.sunbelt-software.com/stu/bubblewrap.swf (don't forget to turn your audio ON)

This is mine at the moment. It's my oldest son... 18 years ago :D I have a question though... these are all very large pictures, if you post them as attachments won't that cost Nite a lot of bandwidth he has to pay extra for???

O please... I couldn't even watch Starwars for more than 10 minutes without falling asleep. Totally boring and ridiculous... I just kept waiting when it would start to become interesting but it never did.

I guess this is a better place for it than the "jokes"-thread... ;) http://people.cornell.edu/pages/bs16/star_trek.htm

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son..what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!" Broken furniture - $85.26 Hot Breakfast - $4.20 Red Rose bud -$3.00 Two Aspirins -$.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless

Funny :) http://people.cornell.edu/pages/bs16/star_trek.htm Though I suppose real trekkies already know this stuff...

I'm already too addicted to leave I'm afraid. I like all series so I want everything there is of Star Trek and I'm just starting... :rolleyes:

Only one hero for me...

I'm from the Netherlands, I live in a small town near Amsterdam.

That's right, klopt helemaal, I use google a lot and this site really wasn't very hard to find. Lucky for me ;) Thanks for the welcome, I think I'm gonna like it here. By the way, did I mention that I'm a trekkie? :D

Hello, I'm Annika and I live in the Netherlands. This way of downloading is new for me, until last week I only used Kazaa or Emule. But now I've bought a DVD-writer so learning this should be worthwhile... I've already learned a lot from reading on this forum, thanks everyone!