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Other. I haven't made any changes to my behaviour, didn't even know a new witch-hunt was on. _dane

Ah, Neo! Yeah, I'm familiar with his work! But what does he have to do with my desktop? _dane

Hmm, I hadda look up my location on a map and enter the right coordinates myself, anything like that? (maybe because I live in a town with only 'bout 1/4 mio people) _dane

^Well, then just put your internetlinkdevice on the map! ;) _dane

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The "WHERE ARE THE TREKKIES" thread gave me the idea, so don't blame me! In short this thread is a hijack attempt of sorts (lol) Put yourself on this map! _dane

Always reminds me of This 'song' My nick pretty much esplains where in the world I am, so no more about that, except to say that you can find me (and add yourself) on this map! _dane

Here's what my screens look like right now (except that the right one has this forum on it while I'm typing): The left monitor always is littered with all the stuff that I need for making posts and whatnot; Firefox window (with google, WikipediA, Photobucket, ImageShack, Ripway, emoticons, tv listings...), EditPadLite (with private notes and for writing longer posts), Gaim (with my Gmail, ICQ and msn accounts), Thunderbird ... _dane

Too bad, but shat happens! Thanx Mr. Shdw! -I've learnt a lot about torrents, and such stuff from your service, and am very thankfull. As a ST-fan (sic) I have been able to observe a lot of strange behaviour from other trekkies, shipper wars between different ENT-tribes (on TBBS) to mention one, but I never knew that VOY fans didn't like pi... Anyway, with things as they are these days I might as well enjoy that spring is coming (yup, I was in Ft. Lauderdale for spring break!) _dane

Found a couple : _dane

Not for kids!

*A man walks into a bar... Ouch, he says. *Two nuns, on their bicycles, on the way home from shopping (yes they also need groceries!) decide to take the scenic route to avoid the rush hour trafic on main street. The young one says: I never came this way before! To which the older one replies: Must be the cobbles! This one I recently got as an SMS: *Police have today admitted that George Best was not buried in Belfast last week, and that the decision to cremate him in Hemel Hempstead on sunday morning may have been a mistake. Great thread, great jokes, just what I needee before bed -now I won't be able to sleep for hours...

Is that a phaser or are you just happy to see me? Ok, so that one only works at conventions!

Rarely these days, I developed this rampant... whish I could remember just what it was... HEY, are you reading my post? -what are you doing that for? -you've got it in for me don't you? Go read someone elses...

But I don't know any guys that would want that!!! BTW I've got the same problem in MY bed, could you foreward the mail ;-) I'm using the Thunderbird e-mail client, nice 'Mark as Junk'-function in that

Actually I havent gotten a lot of spam since i stopped registering at pr0n sites, (as I havent had any malware/spyware problems since I stopped visiting Russian sites of the same sort) But I did get a few mails from people that wanted to enlarge my breasts! -Never understood that! why would any guy want that???

I think it's because the OP gave the thread the title: "Amusing Hybrids - Trek + Another Show, Post your ideas" (my emphasis) -I could be wrong though, nd BTW feel free to start a thread about not-so-amusing bastardisations of Trek -I'd be sure to post there... It might also be because the pairing of two ideas is the last thing you'll ever hear from either -Alien had a great thing going, Predator (some people think) had the same -Alien v. Predator killed both... and none of us actually want that for Trek

Well, I'm no car-freak, a bicyclist actually, and I think cars should be first and foremost practical, and since I live in a smallish town I like the BMW Isetta! Ok, so it's not up to the kind of safety standards we've come to expect these days, but at least it won't go very fast! Edit: And just think what the girls will think of a man confident enough to actually drive such a thing!!! Thanx 2 ImageShack

^So, erhm, how often do you poke your lizard? -(never heard it called THAT before!) Edit: * use it as a ruler. * (women only) use it instead of a pencil for 'the test' * instead of a brush, when painting a miniature snowstorm

@ the happy 'you're not the father'-dance! I've found four DIRTY gif's on this page -strangely enough they're named CLEAN. Warning (to those that need it): they are about nudity and sex (although cartoon style).

Isn't this the kind of costumer you'd love? Thanx 2 ImageShack

Sorry 'bout the double posting, but I seem to be unable to edit at the moment. This is an av I found someone using a while ago, luv'd it and snatched it. Thanx 2 Photobucket Ah! Edit:

For my next entry into this collection I might have to add a few words: I sincerely hope that no one here is offended at a little nudity (after all, it's not as if it's FULL FRONTAL, is it?) You've probably seen the pic around, it's been on the net for as long as jokes have, but my animation of it has never been posted anywhere (wow, this IS the world premiere!) as I have only used it in mails. Thanx 2 ImageShack

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