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I can see a lot of progress has been made.

So the President, the smartest man in the world, a student and his teacher are all traveling on a plane together. They are flying of the pacific when all of a sudden they here two large booms. The pilot says over the intercom “The engines have blown up. I have a parachute up here there are other parachutes in the back. I will put the plane on Auto-pilot but that will only work for a few minutes.” Then the pilot jumps out of the plane with a parachute. The President, the smartest man in the world, a student and his teacher all move to the back where they see three bags. The President picks up a parachute and says “I have to run my country.” And then jumps out of the plane. The Smartest man in the world goes picks up a parachute and says “I have to help the president run the country.” Then he jumps out of the plane. The teacher turns to his student and says “I have lived a long life you should take the last parachute.” Why he says this his student is laughing uncontrollably. So the teacher looks at him and says “Why are you laughing? I am giving up my life for you.” The student stops laughing and says “The smartest man in the world just took my backpack.”[br]Posted on: October 11, 2007, 09:35:29 PM Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... er, no... to go shopping... no, not that either... damn it![br]Posted on: October 11, 2007, 09:36:04 PM Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question? Father: Sure, son. What's the question? Son: What is politics? Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son? Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it. That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father. Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is. Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words? Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of shit.

I loved reading superman and batman when I was a kid.

Okay i am sorry but I have to interrupt here. There is no way in which people can go the speed of light. okay its not really the formula I was looking for but it will work. As you increase in speed the mass will decrease. It is impossible, speaking with physics, to go the speed of light or faster the speed of light. So unless you are making a new physics, which I would like to see, it is not physically possible to travel at that speed. You have a better chance of proving warm wholes exist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velocity_addition_formula http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_of_light#.22Faster-than-light.22_observations_and_experiments http://forum.physorg.com/index.php?showtopic=7879&st=0[br]Posted on: September 29, 2007, 07:53:39 AM okay I am sorry for the quick reply but I will, if you want, bring more examples on why we can't go faster then the speed of light.

Should we find some one to make the rules?

In the star Trek universe it is rare to see 2 species to exist on the same planet. They say that themselves but they acknowledge it can happen. So it is also possible that 6 intelligent species evolved on the same planet.

Is this thing going to happen or not?

Rules?

I forget who is sitting my account but THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! User name: Spartan 116 There is a spartan116 so remember to put a space. THANKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):):):):):):)

*Looks around* :o I like it. :D

Sounds like the old days when playing ogame. You know that is is ogame in disguise.

I'm still in. I'm on vacation but I have internet. Its hard to think of a name especially since we don't know the rules. ;D ;)

This seems nice. I think I will join you all.

http://s2.darkpirates.com/ This is a fun game and it was made by the people made Ogame. The game is that you lead a ship. You can train crew and you can buy weapons, shields, warp engines and you could get the scum of the universe. It is quite fun.

Well Frack man I don't really care. I'm in college. I hear teachers swearing.

Yes but with Ron it seems really repetitive.

yes. People you will get mugged of fake money if you click the link but it gives me $$$$$ in a game. Oh and I can only mug a person only once a day. Mugging people really does help in the game.

What?

I have started playing a game called DarkPirates. I am on server 2 and I need help. Can every one please click: http://s2.darkpirates.com/c.php?uid=17764 Thanks

I bought a X-box 360. Also that chart is a little incorrect the PS3 can play PS2 and PS games. Sp the PS3 has more then 80 games if you want to count all the PS2 and PS games.