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there are some single Ferengi at myspace.com for those who are tired of usen one of Redge's halodeck programs. for those really lonely over valentines may find support from a group reconstructing the heavens gate cult. scintology yet to release their views on this holiday, it is suspected to be more strict and enduring then giving birth. today there will be love all around , just need to open your wallet...i mean eyes and look for it.

if all else fails just super impose pictures of trekie aliens onto porn and buy a valentines day box of tissues

 

today may be a good day to market the DS9 Odo love toys with security voice commands

 

love

StarSkunk

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Nothing like showing affection because the card corporations want you to give them more money.

 

I'm pretty sure that's exactly how the dictionary defines romance - the expression of affection via the expenditure of money thanks to the machination of corporate enterprise ;)

 

Don't let the commericialisation of Valentine's Day let you forget the true meaning. A guy called Valentine meeting his grissly demise on a cross. That or the festival of Lupercus - which involves the sacrifice of a goat.

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You don`t have to send cards' date=' just spread a bit of luurve. :D[/quote']

Don't you know that we have to send cards (and more) to spread a bit of luurve. I had my schedule set up yesterday: Hallmark, Godiva, the local florist, etc. Damn, I wanna kick St. Valentine in the groin. Someone start a petition to change the holiday's name to "Fish Out Your Wallet and Buy Me Stuff, You Punk Bitch, 'Cuz I love You" Day. :mad:

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