MrDad Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7850 The urine-powered battery was able to generate a voltage of about 1.5 volts – with a corresponding power of 1.5 micro-watts – using just 0.2 millilitres of urine, says Lee. And if a second droplet of urine was added 15 hours after the battery was first activated, the replenished urine could generate still more electricity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 So if they make one to fit a portable DVD player - we might finally find the opportunity to piss on the MP**! I like it! c4 :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones2097 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 nice one no all they have to do is make one to work with sewage & we're sortted.... real free energy!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalith Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Pastes tend to work better with batteries. so maybe other bodily secretions/excretions may provide better solutions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Oh that's just plain nasty! c4 v :stare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilander72 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Pastes tend to work better with batteries. so maybe other bodily secretions/excretions may provide better solutions Please "Blame" Megalith (he gave me the idea) for this one... ...some kind of in case of emergency "toy" for really desperate fems. :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Well, here's another quick "fem" fix. NOTE: Guys, don't try this unless your into crossdressing. :p Broken fan belt? Alone on the highway at night with no phone in sight and no cell phone? Simply whip off a stocking and viola...instant fan belt. Should last till the next garage... ...and no. You can't fix a fan belt by peeing on it! c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motoxjesse Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 ...and no. You can't fix a fan belt by peeing on it! c4 ;) and with an attitude like that, you never will either!! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDad Posted May 14, 2006 Author Share Posted May 14, 2006 Well, here's another quick "fem" fix. NOTE: Guys, don't try this unless your into crossdressing. :p Broken fan belt? Alone on the highway at night with no phone in sight and no cell phone? Simply whip off a stocking and viola...instant fan belt. Should last till the next garage... ...and no. You can't fix a fan belt by peeing on it! c4 ;) Not for much longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Wouldn't that make it squeal? Not to mention stink! You know...there really is a pill that was invented way back in the 50s that you drop in your tank after filling tank with water and it will absolutly power your car! I swear! c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 You know...there really is a pill that was invented way back in the 50s that you drop in your tank after filling tank with water and it will absolutly power your car! I swear! Yes, but that was abandoned because it was found that it also prevented your car from getting pregnant. ;) It's been known for decades that poo can be converted into a fuel for your car; so, why not pee on your battery? :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 LOL. Volkswagons already look like pregnant rollerskates! c4 :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 LOL. Volkswagons already look like pregnant rollerskates! See. I told you. That's because they all rejected the pill. Let that be a lesson to people: Never leave your rollerskates unattended, especially when you go out for a drink. Otherwise, you may wake up the next morning with a volkswagon in your bed. :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "tail pipe"! c4 :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "tail pipe"! Ohhhhh! *GROAN!* :rolleyes: Not to mention, Youch! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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