slug Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Q: Why did the Cheyenne Mountain entrance security guard cross the road? A: To make the exterior establishing shot less dull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Q: Why did they make season 9 of SG-1? A: Because cash incentives outweighed concerns over quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybrick Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Don't make me destroy you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybrick Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Why does Teal'c practice "Kel'no'reem"? Because "meditation" doesn't sound retarded enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I'd have thought it was because it's an anagram of meek loner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilander72 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Q: How many SG team does it take to replace a lightbulb? A: Two. One team replaces the bulb while the other one covers the gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzyg Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 lameasses. SG1 is still the best. (next to Atlantis) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDad Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Give them a break. They're probably SG1 writers. ;) * *rule#1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Don't make me destroy you.* *rule#8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbee Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Stargate is great. All series get's dim time to time. still, its true about the lightbulb ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antipodean Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Personally I'm quite enjoying Season 9 of SG1 at the mo... I never did get into the series in the first place mind you. I'm just a Farscape fan who followed Ben Browder & Claudia Black when they shifted accross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyperion Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Q. How many SG teams does it take for a successful mission? A. Three - One to say everything's alright or die in the first five minutes, SG-1 to shoot the place up and another to provide 'backup' (just because). Q. Is Daniel dead? A. Yes but he'll be back Q. How many Go'auld does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None but it takes one Jafar to defy him and perish. The rest will all volunteer to change it. Q. An alien species with vastly superior technology offers to help you in the fight against the Go'auld. What do you do? A. Shoot them now before you make an episode about how they will inevitably betray you. Or run for it, running works. Q. You've gone over-budget with the season opener, what happens next? A. Clipshow or 'Three Months later' - either works and they cost about 10% of the budget to make. Q. You're armed with a P90, face-to-face with a Go'auld System Lord and their shield is down. What do you do? A. Stand there listening to him rant about your inevitable defeat while his guards suround you because you've suddenly forgot all that military training about shoot first, ask questions later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subspatial Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I found this page of You know you've watched to much StarGate when... here's some examples: ..... 13) You Laugh when seeing a Jaffa cake. ..... 47)- You say everything tastes like chicken, even when you're a vegetarian. ...... off topic - BTW: What is this *rule# thingo that keeps appearing Don't make me destroy you.* *rule#8 Give them a break. They're probably SG1 writers. ;) * *rule#1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyperion Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I found this page of You know you've watched to much StarGate when... I liked this one 24) Stare at a toilet flushing since it reminds you of a wormhole horizon. I have laughed at seeing a jaffa cake too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I found this page of You know you've watched to much StarGate when... here's some examples: ..... 13) You Laugh when seeing a Jaffa cake. ..... 47)- You say everything tastes like chicken, even when you're a vegetarian. ...... off topic - BTW: What is this *rule# thingo that keeps appearing Don't make me destroy you.* *rule#8 Give them a break. They're probably SG1 writers. ;) * *rule#1 This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuvamakh Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 lameasses. SG1 is still the best. (next to Atlantis) I agree. It would have been equal or perhaps even ... well even... if Richard Dean Anderson had not left the show...his character is irreplaceable...altho he'll be on 5/20 season 10 episodes, so thats something to look forward to..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilander72 Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Q: How many Baals does it take to screw a lightbulb? A: One, the right one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyperion Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Q. Why is SG-1 like the Duracell bunny? A. Becasue it just keeps going and going and going and going... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Q. Why is SG-1 like a vacuum on a timer? A. After a while it just starts sucking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrthumps Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Q. Why is SG-1 like the Duracell bunny? A. Becasue it just keeps going and going and going and going... Wrong brand name....it's the energizer bunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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