Useful Military Warnings

[Guest c4evap]

Useful Military Warnings

 

"Aim towards the Enemy."

- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

 

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."

- U.S. Army

 

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."

- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

 

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."

- Infantry Journal

 

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."

- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

 

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."

- U.S. Air Force Manual

 

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."

- Infantry Journal

 

"Tracers work both ways."

- U.S. Army Ordnance

 

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."

- Infantry Journal

 

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."

- Col. David Hackworth

 

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."

- Infantry Journal

 

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."

- Joe Gay

 

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."

- Anon

 

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."

- Unknown Army Recruit

 

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."

- Your Buddies

 

(And lastly) "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."

-- U.S.A. Ammo

 

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[TFMF]

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Good to know

 

 

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[Tablet]

I think i'll keep that in mind for when the US eventually invade the rest of the world lol just j/k

[avagriffon]

Always remember you rifle was made by the cheapest bidder

[MrDad]

The most important is "Duck!"

[Rebellion]

lol first one is funny :D