dirtbox Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Mine? Chatting to an incredibly foxy girl I used to go to college with in a bar, stepping back to allow someone carrying a few beers to go by and finding myself doing the splits backwards down a spiral staircase. If your unsmooth moments are good, I'll tell you my other one which I promise you will pass into urban legend ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulreaper Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 Hm, the story about my life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Mine? Chatting to an incredibly foxy girl I used to go to college with in a bar, stepping back to allow someone carrying a few beers to go by and finding myself doing the splits backwards down a spiral staircase. If your unsmooth moments are good, I'll tell you my other one which I promise you will pass into urban legend ;) ooo that's a doosy. I dont have any one really bad experience, just a huge collage of embarrising moments that make up my life hehe. :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 In college, my second Jr. year, I was a columnist and reporter for the Criterion, the school paper. The editor had asked me to write a bio on the next year's studen services coordinator - a fairly attractive freshman named Karen, who I'd noticed as a fellow student senator. After a senate meeting I cornered her and asked if I could interview her. She gave me a spunky "Sure! Ask me anything!" Being a smart*ss, I said "What are you doing Saturday night?" She replied "Nothing!" So far so good, right? Wrong!!! I had a really study girl-friend. I had to hem and haw about how I was taken ... she was utterly merciless with her scorn and contempt. And she still is, although now she's my wife (I have no idea why she ever did go out with me after that "initial" meeting (although there's a picture of us at the same Xmas party when we were very little kids)). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 2 years ago, I was tutoring this really good looking girl in maths at university. One night I met her at a wild party. I had a few drinks and so did she. We were dancing together, but as is usuall with our parties a lot of people had spilled their drinks on the floor and so the floor was quite slippery. She started dacing a bit more wild, I liked that and joined in. Then suddenly she slipped, I tried to grab and hold her, but I slipped too. We both fell, I was fine, but she fell on the back of her head, had a really nasty concussion and quite a large gap in her had. We (some friends of mine and me) had to drive her to the local hospital to the ER and she had 7 stitches at the back of her head. Now, she was an intown girl and my friends had called her parents when we were at the hospital, when they arrived, boy, I've never been so embarrased in my life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulreaper Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Still Tetsuo, that was almost heroic except for the slip up, not that embarrasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Getting caught up in a war of words with a Troll. I should have known better. c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 No problems in my life. There's a nude beach minutes from my office on campus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USSLancer Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Burning my ass on a woodstove, having the nurse come in and make some snide remark, and then having to go to school with a most obviously bandaged rear end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 erm getting caught on CCTV with two strippers in the club i once worked in when i was 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Burning my ass on a woodstove' date=' having the nurse come in and make some snide remark, and then having to go to school with a most obviously bandaged rear end[/quote'] ROFL, dare I ask how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 erm getting caught on CCTV with two strippers in the club i once worked in when i was 18 There were male strippers in the club I worked at when I was 17, fortunately no cameras hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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