Guest c4evap Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 10 things I've learned about Orangutans 1. President Bush is smarter than a orangutan, but only slightly. 2. You don't want to anger an orangutan as they can really hold a grudge. 3. Cooking an orangutan in the microwave isn't good for the orangutan or the microwave. 4. Steer clear of water wells on isolated country estates, especially if there's a homicidal orangutan on the loose. 5. When an orangutan takes his coat off, it's go time baby! 6. Orangutans are monstrously strong, enough so to tip an automobile, pry up floorboards, or rip an arm from the socket. 7. In a battle between a wild dog and an orangutan, always bet on the latter. 8. Orangutans will eat just about anything, including rats, pigeons, and cats and arms. 9. Beware of mail slots in doors when an angry orangutan is about. 10. Orangutans like to look at hot, nekkid women. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalith Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 well damn the same applies about me for 1/2 of those, does that make me 1/2 Orangutan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones2097 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 YES!! ::) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalith Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 lmao so much makes sense now i loved every which way but loose and had an affinity with the phrase 'hang a right clive' or was it clyde... do Orangutans have confusion in distinguishing between names? i can never remember names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Me too. I'm terrible with names. But I never forget a face or a voice. Weird. I wonder...do dogs in France bark in French? Can an American cat be understood by a Korean cat? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop??? All very importand questions imho. EDIT: It was Clyde (to answer your question) :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USWhoFan Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop??? "The world may never know." :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalith Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 lol i dont even know what a tootsie roll pop is lol does it have anything to do with toes? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Just lollipops to us Megalith :) http://www.tootsie.com/pops.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amnot Borg Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 it's a particular kind of lollipop with a chocolate candy center.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones2097 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 'chocolate candy' an oxymoron ??? i didn't know they made lolly pops... must be kinda new... (within the last 12 years :D ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Not sure if youre smiley denotes sarcasm :) but according to the website link theyve been making them since 1931! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones2097 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 my bad........ i only knew of the sweet .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amnot Borg Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 we had them when I was a kid. 3-4 decades ago. chocolate can be sweetened into a candy but a candy doesn't have to be chocolate. therefore, a chocolate candy. a soft chewy chocolate candy to be exact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalith Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 ah i remember a chewy chocolate thing i had as a kid, can't remember the name now but it was a chocolate flavoured toffee essentially, can remember i liked it tho lol. American candy is unlike ours. I remember an uncle of mine went to florida (he was in the WWF somethin to do with alligators) and he bought back some candy for us kids. can remember 1 of these tasted like germolene lol (germolene is an antiseptic cream you put on cuts btw) after eating these i developed a taste for germolene lol essentially i blame this for the years of drug abuse that followed :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Probably a root beer flavoured candy. Root beer is exactly like germolene and I LOVE IT, only place I can get A&W Root Beer in the UK now is at the US NSA Base, Menwith Hill near Harrogate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalith Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 lol i always thought it was sasparella (if thats the right spelling) but yeah ya no doubt right. lol theres many of us brits up late tonight lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amnot Borg Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 sarsparilla is very similar tasting to rootbeer. nothing rooty about them, lol. ok, I did a little google work and found this. The Stateside Candy Company sells U.S. candy, sodas, and other goods in the U.K. Seems really expensive to me but that's because of the VAT since it's imported goods for you folks. Buy a single can of A&W root beer for a taste treat. Or a 2 liter bottle. Try the tootsie pop. You Can Contact them or place your order by telephone by calling 01252 342999. You can also EMail them at Sales@AmericanSweets.co.uk Yes, become addicted to our foodstuffs, yes, yes, yes....mwhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 This is a Tootsie Roll: And this is a Tootsie Roll Pop: And this is what you need after eating all that candy: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalith Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 ah them tootsie rolls look exactly like the things i liked as a kid but we call them something else here ... can't think what tho, the pops look like the ones you can buy from the pharmacist lol again can't remember the name of hand. the last one yeah we have that too tho its called something else lol :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Is it Chupa Chups youre thinking of Megalith? Ya tend to see them in chemists, being sugar free and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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