StitchInTime Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 I found this on another forum. THE YEAR'S BEST [ actual ] HEADLINES OF 2004: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [ imagine that! ] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [ no, really? ] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [ now that's taking things a bit far! ] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [ no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos! ] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [ see if that works any better than a fair trial! ] War Dims Hope for Peace [ I can see where it might have that effect! ] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [ you think?! ] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [ who would have thought! ] Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide[ they may be on to something! ] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [ you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! ] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [ he probably IS the battery charge! ] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [ weren't they fat enough?! ] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [ That's what he gets for eating those beans! ] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [ Taste like chicken? ] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [ Chainsaw Massacre all over again! ] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [ Boy, are they tall! ] And the winner is...................... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead ( Did I read that sign right? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Here's the weather report: Tonight...dark. Turning to widely scattered light in the morning. c4 ;) ~ with a wink to George Carlin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 LOL, Or this one. Weather guy: For the next 24 hours The Netherlands will be here *points at sattelite image* (I wonder were we went after those 24 hours) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furious Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 That was funny. Thanks for the diversion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 speaking of funny weather reports, a couple of years back a local weather girl pointed to the map and said "and here you can see lots of crap....I mean clouds..." she got sacked the next day :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annika Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 That was funny. Thanks for the diversion. Yeah thanks, it's needed. It won't be long now before my hands will start to shake... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
str82u Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Yeah thanks, it's needed. It won't be long now before my hands will start to shake... :rolleyes: Glad to see I'm not alone in this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annika Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 No more diversion needed, but still funny here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFMF Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I'm getting a error404: File not Found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annika Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Sorry, now try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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