StitchInTime Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 I got this piece of spam in my mailbox which I thought was rather amusing. The title was, "No more p**** englargement ripoffs." 'A p**** englargement ripoff?' I thought. 'Ouch! That's gotta hurt.' :rolleyes: Anyone have any other 'interesting' examples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 The only amusing spam I ever received was from the Republician party stating how the Democrats were ruining the country. Kinda like the pot calling the kettle black. HeeHee... c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 "Get the p**** patch. It's amazing." I didn't realize they needed regular patching. ;) "Is your sex life good . . . make it fantastic," and lots of other similarly 'uplifting' messages. How 'kind' of them to be so concerned about my sex life during this festive time, though I'd really prefer they mind their own business. :rolleyes: Say, perhaps I should email them and make a friendly inquiry about how theirs is going lately. :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyper Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 "Get the p**** patch. It's amazing." Just hope they have faster download servers than Blizzard. ;) "Honey, can we wait six hours?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 Just hope they have faster download servers than Blizzard. ;) "Honey, can we wait six hours?" Yes, if you had to wait for that long it wouldn't be hard. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekkiedane Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Actually I havent gotten a lot of spam since i stopped registering at pr0n sites, (as I havent had any malware/spyware problems since I stopped visiting Russian sites of the same sort) But I did get a few mails from people that wanted to enlarge my breasts! -Never understood that! why would any guy want that??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted December 17, 2005 Author Share Posted December 17, 2005 I do not know. Maybe they were hoping you'd pass on the information. ;) I don't know why I am getting this. I think there's something wrong with the antispam software my email box has installed. Before they installed it I never had any spam, but since they've installed it, I have been getting tons, and almost all of it is offensive. I think they must have been ripped off, big time, by somebody. Perhaps it's time I started making some noise about it, because I am getting tired of deleting this crap. The latest in is, "Having problems in bed? We can help?" Gee, that's awfully nice of them to offer to buy me a new mattress. I could really use one right now, as I am starting feel the springs through this old one I have, and good ones are expensive. Or, how about, "YOU WANT RIGHT SOME OUTRIGHT SEX, DON'T YOU?" As opposed to what, 'outleft' sex? :rolleyes: I thought it had to be centred to work properly. ;) And, then there's, "Can't draw a straight line? Well...now you can!" I have no idea what that means, but I have a feeling that I don't want to find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekkiedane Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 But I don't know any guys that would want that!!! BTW I've got the same problem in MY bed, could you foreward the mail ;-) I'm using the Thunderbird e-mail client, nice 'Mark as Junk'-function in that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted December 18, 2005 Author Share Posted December 18, 2005 But I don't know any guys that would want that!!! These days, you just never know. Any minute now you might meet one. BTW I've got the same problem in MY bed, could you foreward the mail ;-) Sorry, I already deleted that one, as it turned out to be a scam. Gee, what a surprise that was. ;) I'm using the Thunderbird e-mail client, nice 'Mark as Junk'-function in that It does get marked alright and dumped into a spam folder, but then I have to delete it. I don't know why they are so paranoid about deleting something I might need by mistake. It must not be a very good program they have installed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiggy Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Sorry, I misread the title...........I thought it read "spam the one you hate"............shame that thread would of been right up my street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted December 18, 2005 Author Share Posted December 18, 2005 I like the old fashioned method--just give them a brick for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiggy Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Posted through their window? Or are we talking about bricks of the none ceramic kind LMAO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 Whatever you prefer. :) No, honestly, there was a fundraiser at my university where you could buy roses to be delivered to people you liked and bricks to people you didn't like. I think the proceeds went to The United Way, a large charitable organization. It was all in fun, though, really, and I don't think anyone took it too seriously. (As for the person who sent me that brick--I haven't forgotten, and someday, I'll get you for this. ;) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted December 24, 2005 Author Share Posted December 24, 2005 The latest spam . . . "Are you happy with your size . . . ?" No, actually, I wish I were taller and slimmer. :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted December 28, 2005 Author Share Posted December 28, 2005 I'm still getting messages about increasing the length and girth of various appendages. This is very confusing for an alien who already has at least eight (I stopped counting after that). Anyway, the latest, in case anyone doesn't want to know is on a totally unrelated topic. It reads, "Hey man stop throwing away your money." Ah, that explains why I never have any, as obviously I have been accidentally depositing it all in to the trash compactor instead of the bank slot. How silly of me, but I just can't seem to help it. Maybe this spam will contain the answer. Shall I open it? I think not, even at the risk of going broke again. Apparently I am incurable. :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I really want one of those free diplomas, the ones from like, famous universities etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 I wasn't aware there were free ones, but I've heard you can buy some on line, not from any reputable place, mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Well, maybe there's a catch, but I'm pretty sure I've been offered "free diplomas in minutes"(notice the plurals there). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 Hmm. There has to be a catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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