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Startrek.com on "scheduled maintenance"


IVHoltzman
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Startrek.com's message board area has been saying that it's "currently unavailable due to scheduled maintenance" for about the last 11 hours. That's a heck of a long downtime for any well-planned maintenance event.

 

It's been my experience that, when a website says it's down for "scheduled maintenance" for more than 3 hours, that something both unscheduled and unpleasant occurred, usually accompanied by smoke rising from circuit boards.

 

I'd give good money to hear what's going on in the engine room of Startrek.com...

 

- Help, Jane, stop this crazy thing!

 

- Captain, the engines can't take much more of this!

 

- Bummer!

 

- I.T. is a good way to die.

 

- D'oh!

 

- Where's the override? The override!!!

 

- I dropped the baby, Mrs. Williams. I don't know why.

 

- No, I don't want to hear any more excuses. If you're not here fixing the problem in the next ten minutes, I'm going to come down there and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day.

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