bones2097 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 sorry look like we'll have to have him 'fixed'...... cat- Never!!! curse the thought.. you will be the first to die when i am master of the univers.... and make his escape through.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt.com. Rheya Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 holodeck....leaving behind the terrified crew of the enterprise! Riker, who, has just arrived from holiday, confused: " Just what the hell is goin'on with your cat , Data?" "Stop the damn' cat!!! " Picard yelled. Riker: "With pleasure, Sir!" Worf:"Delighted, Sir!'' Troi: "I can sense the cat is angry!" All:'No kidding!" Data starts crying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones2097 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 DUDE!!! at least six words :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt.com. Rheya Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "oh, spot! what have you done!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antipodean Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Wailed Data, as he fell to his knees. The Captain stepped forward and put one hand on Data's shoulder, a gesture of reassurance. "I'm sorry Data", he said. "I really am. But you must understand... The very future of the federation is at stake here". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wazer Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Data: Captain does Worf have to use that Dagger to kill Spot with a grin on his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt.com. Rheya Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 "killing a poor, innocent cat? and you still claim that humanity is not a savage race, mon capitain? but please, ignore me and let the microbrain do his job! after all,y ou're just about to fail the test, finally!!!hahaha!" said the most annoying voice in the Universe(except, perhaps, for that of Lwaxana Troi) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arktis Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Spot exclaimed: "follow the thread rules!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDad Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 "Alas, Q" Picard responded, "We are not here to kill Spot, but to neuter him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt.com. Rheya Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 "Oh, I see...But how?implanting him a positronic brain?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 "No... MASSIVE LIPOSUCTION." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFMF Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 This thread has got really wierd "ah......oooooook.......umm....why?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorunNova Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 "... aaaand, Spot disintegrates Picard on the spot with a cat-sized phaser rifle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt.com. Rheya Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Q(irritated): "take it easy, pussycat! you're overreacting!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones2097 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 cat- its not your lucky day.. is it... ZAP!!! pic- spot , you,,,, you killed Q.... well done!! mean while the door slide open & in walks..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subspatial Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Albert Einstein. Einstein: "..I zee you still do nut undarstand my friend...." [he enters talking to someone behind him] ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt.com. Rheya Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 and seeing Spot, he exclaims: "Spot! My beloved cat! Here you were! I've been lookin' all over for you! Since you've been gone, I've been travelling through time to find you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFMF Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Spot: "oh blast - i thought i'd lost that old fool *sigh*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt.com. Rheya Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Riker: "Data, what the hell is goin'on? I thought it was YOUR cat!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones2097 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 *shuffeling his feet like a school boy* data: well i did not want to expose you to the truth but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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