BorisP Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Remember all those threads about gay and masturbation? The ones where I got called a troll, threatened with expulsion, then the threads were closed? I was right. I always am. Today there is a news article in the paper. Viagra causes blindness. It is not the Viagra. Those scientists are stupid. The people go blind because of too much sex. The Viagra gives the people the opportunity to do too much sex and that is what causes the blindness. Just like that old wives tale says, masturbation WILL make you go blind. Excessive sex WILL make you go blind. Here is the story. "Federal health officials are examining rare reports of blindness among some men using the impotence drug Viagra. The Food and Drug Administration still is investigating, but has no evidence yet that the drug is to blame, said spokeswoman Susan Cruzan" http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050527/ap_on_he_me/viagra_blindness I am going to see if I can find an email for them so I can tell them what is going on. Because they are so smart, like you, they simply will never think "That old wives tale says masturbation will make you go blind." Because they are scientists, they will keep looking for chemical causes or genetic causes or something that costs lots of money and keeps them employed for years to come. If you have an email address for them, you could tell them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenofNine Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Here we go again. OK, Boris, take a seat, relax, and please use some real scientific inspection. All reports I've found say the following, which is verbatim from ABCNews: This type of blindness is called NAION, or non-arteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy. It can occur in men who are diabetic or have heart disease, the same conditions that can cause impotence and thus lead to Viagra use. The determinant in all these cases is the combination of Viagra (and other such drugs) with diabetes and heart disease. No patient without these additional complications that takes an ED medicine has exhibited the symptoms. What do you make of the fact only diabetic/heart-disease patients have the visoin problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcant Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 What do you make of the fact only diabetic/heart-disease patients have the visoin problem? Well DOH!! its obvious! the diabetes and heart disease are side effects pf masturbatory blindness! the connection is so totally obvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 I was right. I always am. It is not the Viagra. Those scientists are stupid. The people go blind because of too much sex. The Viagra gives the people the opportunity to do too much sex and that is what causes the blindness. Being so overly self-confident and cockey, can often times lead to failure. I won't argue your point of view anymore, since you do make some great posts here and there, but please, just get over the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 I was right. I always am. Being so overly self-confident and cockey, can often times lead to failure. I won't argue your point of view anymore, since you do make some great posts here and there, but please, just get over the past. women are always right. t's why theyre so much fun :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Thread Locked BorisP, if you want me to unlock the thread so you can respond, let me know. Until then the thread is locked. You made your point. Others have replied (and one post deleted for non-compliance with posting rules). If anybody else has light to shed on this matter - without resorting to sarcasm, PM me and I'll reconsider the lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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