Beawulf Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 indeed mrthumps, thanks for having the time to notice ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenriswolf Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 I am not a Zombie but I feel the needs and troubles of Zombie brothers and sisters everywhere in the world. I know the pain that you suffer and the anguish that pulls at your damned souls. This is why we, the caring members of the Racoon City Evangelical Church of the Glowing thing on the wall that plays music, have set up: Flesh eaters anonymous, so that those of you who take a guilty pleasure in chewng on the bits of other people might have a safe, friendly and fun environment to share their stories and experiences. The main meeting room which is under seventy five feet of reinforced titanium has been set up with manacles and comfortable chairs so that Zombiekind can gather and moan about life, or rather the lack of it, in general. The manacles have been provided since we do not want you eating the helpful scientist-staff that have generously (and not at gunpoint) offered their free time helping this branch of the Umbrella Corporation to understand the needs and wants of Zombie kind. We will be providing a diet of raw homeless later on in the day and fun Zombie-tastic events like, pin the leg on the gimboid and bobbing for spleen. Further information on our Zombie open days and guest lectures by the notable expert Professor Whan King and his assistant B'rys Phee will be going on during the day in the pink room, this room is off limits to non-gay Zombies and people that do not have a masturbation fetish must remain outside. For those of you who have lost loved ones to the searing agony of Zombiefication, through excessive masturbation or posting utter bullcrap on internet forums that double as crackpot half-assed supposed 'trickster' wisdom, we do have complimentary shotguns available at the back of the building, so you may blow your heads off and join your loved ones through our - learn to be a Zombie program. Just three easy steps and you'll be eating a friend for dinner in no time. For further information on this programme and many others you can contact us on 555-DEADLIKEME or alternatively at http://www.howtobeazombie.com. A short instructional film will be shown later on, which we have dubbed: George.A.Romeros - Dawn of the Dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolcat13 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 grrrrr 555 me no read no more need braiiiinnnnns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingding100 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 macdonalds didnt want to miss out on another market Is this kinda like "Pork: The other white meat"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingding100 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Hey Zombie guy and gals out there, just dug up one from the crypts. It's Barnes and Barnes classic and my personal favourite , "Cemetary Girls" from that great album, "Zabagabee". And here's how to download it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrthumps Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 indeed mrthumps' date=' thanks for having the time to notice ;)[/quote'] No problem, just glad to help out. :p Seems my job here is done... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorunNova Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Heh... zombies, eh? "GrAAAAahr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carcynsdad Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 I recently found out that if I bite people they too become zombies Dammit man! Please do not confuse Zombies and Vampires in these threads! jeesh! there has been no confusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 macdonalds didnt want to miss out on another market Is this kinda like "Pork: The other white meat"? I thought "cat" was the "other" white meat??? <<>> c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 I like my brains with snake thanks :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Here's the standings of the poll so far... I like zombies. - 4 votes. I am a zombie. - 6 votes. Zombies are tasty. - 1 vote. I think Maverick is a zombie. - 4 votes. Is this the spam thread? - 3 votes. I XXXXXX a zombie once. - 6 votes. Wow! 6 votes :p WHOOT! I think the borg are zombies. - 1 vote. Yo mama. - 3 votes. :p It's nice to see so many NITESHDW citizens getting out to vote. Keep up the good work folks! c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Here's the standings of the poll so far... I like zombies. - 4 votes. I am a zombie. - 6 votes. Zombies are tasty. - 1 vote. I think Maverick is a zombie. - 4 votes. Is this the spam thread? - 3 votes. I XXXXXX a zombie once. - 6 votes. Wow! 6 votes :p WHOOT! I think the borg are zombies. - 1 vote. Yo mama. - 3 votes. :p It's nice to see so many NITESHDW citizens getting out to vote. Keep up the good work folks! We all know who gets elected if we don't all turn out to vote!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorunNova Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 George W. Bush? @.@ ... naah, this is a topic about zombies, not puppets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorisP Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 I like my brains with snake thanks :p Hey Kris! Did you do that on purpose or is it an accident? You have just independently and unintentionally proved my thesis. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Can I give you a big hug and a kiss? The thing sticking out the top of that guys head is right where the zombie damage is. Look at the eye underneath. It is all squinty and squashed. That side of the head has shrunken, it no longer is intact enough to hold the man's eye wide open. Boy I could kiss you. Maybe I go kiss my dog instead I am so happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorisP Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Karma and Destiny always come to my rescue. Hallelujah! See. There is a reward for being good like me. When the going gets tough, when the animals are biting at every side, Karma and Destiny ride to the rescue of the righteous. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolcat13 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 BorisP said when the animals are biting at every side, Karma and Destiny ride to the rescue of the righteous. so we are zombies and biting animals too and you are righteous and above us ?? cool. can I be a zombie wolf then It would be awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Boy I could kiss you. Maybe I go kiss my dog instead I am so happy! I've got no problems with it if your dog doesn't mind ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Actual zombie head found wandering through another thread. c4 :p Isn't that a young, rebellious Davros, before the eye implant and hair loss? O.o Edit: Please do not confuse Zombies and Vampires in these threads! Ummm... Chinese zombies are a lot like vampires... they also have cool seals stamped on their faces to control them and they hop around a lot. are you all sure thats not iggy pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 vote maverick! if you vote for me i will: create equal opportunities for all undead make organ donation mandatory for anyone choosing to die a mortal death mobilise teams of surgeons to sew on those troublesome rotten limbs which constantly fall of i will abolish withch hunters, vampire hunters - except the frog brothers who are cool - and zombie er killers voting for maverick ensures a safer future for all undead.3 vote maverick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 sits vac 1 x campaign manager teams of canvassers team managers anyone who would like to help on the vote maverick for zombie representitive campaign apply here. i will be polling the electorate at some time soon if any of you lads wanna help out. C4 see me in my office :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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