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Me too I just couldn't see a President with a Gimp hand signing away our freedoms for a piece of ass like Good-ole Horney Bill. By the way don't you think that there should be a poll about the political leader who gave us the biggest Laughs? That one should leave us all rolling while polling...ha ha ha ;)

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Yay! 1,004 posts and counting. If you want to put other names on the ballot then by all means make another poll. I was trying to not only poke fun at US elections with a line from the Simpsons "Citizen Kang" but also to see how many people got a kick out of the 3rd choice in the poll. As you know "it's a two party system, you have to vote for one of us." "A 3rd party, go ahead, throw your vote away, ah ha ha!" just like Kang said in that old episode. Or was it Kodos? They all look the same to me, just like the politicians. And if Bush is any indication our planet is "doomed, DOOMED!"

 

They'd never make that episode nowadays in the US.

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definately doomed i say we need to incaes the yanks in bubble wrap

 

oops sorry nite lol

 

and let them smother in their own emissions

 

could be global warming is just a natural part of the planets life

so perhaps i better lay off them

 

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Clinton definetly' date=' I could still sleep at night. Bill had personality, Bush is just a Dolt. If I could ask Gearge W. one qestion, I would love to know what his favorite book is, I guarantee he can't even read.[/quote']

 

But he do know OIL!

 

c4 :p

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Wow, pretty sad and tunnel-visioned veiw of politics. Maybe you should watch the worlds news, and thats not CNN. When bombings of the garage areas took place they were scattered and security was not going to be able to stop them. When Bin Ladden attcked the World Trade center, the UN went into Afganistan alone for a few weeks while Bush was talking trade with his relatives. Finally when the public needed to be calmed they found the leader of the attacks, who I believe was fabricated, to satisfy the public.

 

Then there was a big panick with the general population about terrorism, and video was shown showing many American hating countries celebrating. One of those countries was Afganistan, the same country the US had suppied arms to, and helped create a rebel army with a funded movie starring Sylvester Stalone called "Taliban". Thats right US helped create the Taliban to stirr things up then they needed to unsettle the communists otherwise that oil pipline might not serve the US oil companies.

 

So anyways, to make it look like the government was doing something instead of offering free flights to the Bin Ladden family back home. (The Bin Laddens and Bush companies do big deals together) Rather than finish things in Afganistan, Iraq was was an easy target because Saddam was still spouting his mouth off, and not complying with UN searches.

 

So Bush said that he had undisputeable proof that Saddam was hiding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, but when the United Nations asked to see the proof, he had nothing. So Bush decided to go attack Iraq without the UN approval. After weeks of talks with UN countries, Bush' frustration was apparent, he started to sound a bit more unstable in the eyes of the world when he said "If you aren't with us then your against us", and although Canada was providing the escort for the US battleships, Cretian kept the Canadian involvement quiet. The United Nations had their avisors going thruogh possible third world war scenrios since Bush was now threatening 3/4 of the United Nation countries with his stupid "if your not attacking a defensless country your attacking the US speech.

 

France was the only country brave enough to tell the US they wern't allowed to talk war during UN meetings. For this the Bush administration was furious! It took all the blame away from the other neutral countries. Bush in the end was not tried with charges from the war act, even after the CIA had leaked that the attack on Iraq was injustified. This dangerous CIA leak was most likely another attempt to slow the Bush war crusade.

 

Next there was Korea, Korea was atually destoying some of their nukes, when Bush theatened them, but the response from the Korens pretty much told me that Koreans can play poker. When threatened, the Koreans didn't try to say they were destoying thier nukes, instead of dismateling them, they said they were doing unauthorized nuclear testing as accused and if the US doesn't go away they will use them. Here ended Bush attempt at another Korean conflict.

 

In the Iraq war 2800 innocent solders lost their lives attacking families

When you add that to the lives lost at the trade center...

If the Saudi own 9% of the US Gross National Product

Other Arab Nations own parts

 

Bush almost got us Nuked by Korea

The UN considered options for contolling Bush during the Iraq war

My family sells Canadian badges that help keep American backpakers safe in Europe

Freedom fries aren't a big hit in France

 

I go with Clinton, he was well liked and does not own companies who sell arms. He screwed a female on the side.

 

Bush tried to screw the world a few times so far... he almost doubled the trade center caualties with his gulf war.

 

Clinton is a true male, I say too bad you got caught!

 

 

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