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A house cat. Oh, but it has to be living with a nice family. What an awesome existance. Just lounge around all day, eating, pooping and sleeping. Cats are not the mindless mooks dogs are either. Cats don't do stupid tricks or come running like little retards when their owners call them. No, they swagger around with this air of arrogance and superiority and ignore everything the lowly humans say or do.

 

Being an animal in the wild is tough. Eat or be eaten. Natural selection, while necessary in the wild, is a bitch.

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Cats are not the mindless mooks dogs are either. Cats don't do stupid tricks or come running like little retards when their owners call them.

Open a can of tuna and the 'retards' start singing like Pavarotti :cyclops: (mine does)

 

 

I'd like to be a Felis silvestris catus. can't beat those nine lives...

 

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Some kind of bear (not cause i'm strong or anything) but because they sleep a lot and are kinda lazy :cyclops:

 

you..you... post thief!!!!

 

pick an original animal!!!

 

lol :p

 

ok - Polar Bear then - cause i like the cold a lot more - and they hibernate! :cyclops:

 

and still sleep lots! :p

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