Megalith Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 "I think the HoloDoc did a great job, i still have some bleeding, but i am twice the woman i used to be" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalith Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 WARNING!!! Surgical Operations like this are not to be tried at home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalith Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 7 of 9 "If i was half the woman i am now, i would still be more woman than you" Janeway"I created you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 so this is the timewarp? it was different on transsexual transylvania. it seems i mistimed the jump to the left and the step to the right. hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 ooooh, i have a splitting headache! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 erm, im a 162DD. do you have that backsize? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 i will assimilate valerie kaufman. she is a gimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 Hay Mav I think youll win this one for pure entries alone! Good job. But c4evap, its up to you to choose winner! Where is he/she anyhoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones2097 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 why oh why didn't i talke the blue pill??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilander72 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Damn you Doctor, this time you have gone to far. There was nothing wrong with my implants and you had to play with them and see what happened. I assimilated myself again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 Hey Maverick, why dont you post one in the meantime until c4 can post one! We need a new funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalith Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 "Does my bum look big in this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalith Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 seven of nine struggles to find her inner self..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 heres the new one folks. n joy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalith Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Kryton "Sir, you appear to be turning into a Tribble" _____________________________________________ Star Trek the Last generation _____________________________________________ Lister "So you just think about where you want to boldly go, on this new enterprise" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles Posted March 18, 2006 Author Share Posted March 18, 2006 "Space, The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Jupiter Mining Corporation Starship Red Worf, boldly smegging on where no scouser, hologram, cat, android and curry have gone before!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones2097 Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 riker thinking: 'do i know these ppl, ii feel iv'e seen them somewhere before?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones2097 Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 riker thinking: 'do i know these ppl, ii feel iv'e seen them somewhere before?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalith Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Riker "And you ensign, wipe that cheesy grin of your face or i'll have you in the brig before you can say what the smeg was that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones2097 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 rimmer: straight face boys... i think data 'blew ea gassket???' kryton: sir i think lister it turning into a zombie as a side effect... and by the way shouldn't all these humans be dead??? riker snif snif: i bet it was the middle, heck id bet my life on it, they could be dangerous... worf red alert!!...............worf???? cat: True red will never go with his shiny shiny slash... grin... riker:OMG, i knew it i'm surrounded by assholes (hint hint from space balls) cat : speak for your self monkey man!! lister: must eat human flesh.... ahhhh!!! cat, rimer, cryton: smile and look back at riker.... riker: ok this joke has gone far enough.. what did you do to officer worf??? {mumbling to himself... 'keep your poker face!!!'} lister slowly gets up and drags foot towards riker..... lister: food.... gooood..... riker: now thats enough.... somebody..anybody...help!.. please suddenly green smoke appears from nowhere.... riker: data??? data: yes sir... i was saving that one for a special occasion.... riker: well....welll do... (get knoked you too) unknowing on inhaling his own creation data goes crazy & gets the muchies & feasts on the rd crew....... ahh well they shouldn't really be there!!! sorry dudes had time to kill still got another 30 mins too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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