thanatos355 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star, So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship can get there very fast But still the trip will last and last We'll have two days til we arrive But can the Indrans there survive? Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine. LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline! Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go! Please make it so, please make it so! Riker: But sir, if Geordi says we can't, We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't, The danger here is far too great! Picard: But surely we must not be late! Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire. Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire! Picard: The ship's on fire? How could this be? Who lit the fire? Riker: Not me. Worf: Not me. Picard: Computer, how long til we die? Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye. Data: May I suggest a course to take? We could, I think, quite safely make Extinguishers from tractor beams And stop the fire, or so it seems... Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day! Again I say, Hurray! Hurray! Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much. You've saved our lives, our ship, and such. Troi: We still must save the Indran planet -- Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite... Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist. We understand -- we get your gist. But can we get our ship to go? Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so. Geordi: There's sabotage among the wires And that's what started all the fires. Riker: We have a saboteur? Oh, no! We need to go! We need to go! Troi: We must seek out the traitor spy And lock him up and ask him why? Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental. I say give him problems dental. Troi: Are any Romulan ships around? Have scanners said that they've been found? Or is it Borg or some new threat We haven't even heard of yet? I sense no malice in this crew. Now what are we supposed to do? Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us. They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!" I can't just sit and let them die! A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try! Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon. Crusher: They may be dead by Tuesday noon. *COMMERCIAL BREAK, COMMERCIAL BREAK HOW LONG WILL THESE DUMB ADS TAKE?* Worf: The saboteur is in the brig. He's very strong and very big. I had my phaser set on stun -- A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one! He would not budge, he would not fall, He would not stun, no, not at all! He changed into a stranger form All soft and purple, round and warm. Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf? Did you see this creature morph? Worf: I did and then I beat him fairly. Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely. Riker: My commendations, Klingon friend! Our troubles now are at an end! Crusher: Now let's get our ship to fly And orbit yonder Indran sky! Picard: LaForge, please tell me we can go...? Geordi: Yes, sir, we can. Picard: Then make it so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer101 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 than355 u are obsessed with Dr. Seuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanatos355 Posted January 20, 2005 Author Share Posted January 20, 2005 no, just star trek. :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oma Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 Hey - I've read this somewhere else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRenegade Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Funny. You have quite the imgination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanatos355 Posted January 22, 2005 Author Share Posted January 22, 2005 it's not mine, i just saw it on a site that ive been a member of for a LONG time and figured you guys would enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karimw786 Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 It doesn't matter who wrote it... it's hilarious. I love this little poem!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 You have to start suppling us with what you smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbb Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 I hope he'd write an episode of Enterprise with the Constitution Refit ship from STIV. I'd love to see that beauty in a modern episode of Star Trek. Do you think anything from the movies I-IV bridge set still remain? If so, I'm sure Dr Seuss could write it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostwolf357 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Thantos355, I got a good laugh out of that, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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