Moonstalker Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 plug that leak in the window! Anyone got a _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 few sticks of chewing gum? Well, someone did, and it was chewed up, and used to plug the leak. Meanwhile, Janeway noticed that there were still two strangers onboard, that GeneralLee guy, and his side-kick Miss Trust. "What to do with these two?" she thought to herself.... Hey, I've got an idea, maybe we need to focous more on getting rid of B & B and getting some new writers for our series. With these things in mind she _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 flashed her boobs, forcing Viacom to immediately fire the entire writing staff. Once the new staff was hired, she ____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 flashed em again just for the fun of it. She didn't like the new staff anyway. She decided she was going to do things differently from now on. She was going to write her own story and the first adventure would start right about____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 now. The ratings plummeted. The show faced cancellation. In order to try to get the show renewed for another season ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 6, 2005 Author Share Posted July 6, 2005 Harry flashed HIS boobs. This didn't make the ratings go up but it did ease the tension on the bridge. Just then the network phone rang and it was TrekUnited.com they _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 were crying like babies because...well, they were babies. Space booger babies to be exact. Spawned by the Kirk from the alt-universe. The Kirk had known for some time that it would be necessary to kill GeneralLee before he could take over the galaxy and restore the timeline. The plan was to have the space booger babies fly up GeneralLee's rectum (he had his nostrils sealed log ago for security reasons) and install a secret micro-miniture listening device and wet bar. The Kirk knew GeneralLee was wise and cautious so he would use his ace agent, Miss Trust, to ___________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfire Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 get him to drop his pants, and then let the slimy silly space booger babies fly right up his anis, go strait for the bar in his nostrils and have a martiny. then been drunk to the bone puke all over the Generallee's nostrils and drown him from within, so it would epear like death from natural cous. but janeway would not permit such an outrage so she broke the temporal directive once AGAIN and gave them in the bureau a big headache, and killed Miss Trust befor she could flash for herself and _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 for all of humanity. With the story once again focusing on our intrepid-class (har har har) crew, they set a new course for _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 the Resturant at the end of the Universe... Yes, now the Voyager crew was totally confused, and wasn't even sure at this point what their original mission was, or even what show they were even apart of anymore. But, after several hours at high Warp, Janeway changed her mind, and called for an all stop. She glared at Chikotay, let out a snicker, and snapped "Mr Paris, set a course for the nearest Borg trans-what-we-call it conduit." "Aye aye, Captain", exclaimed Paris, and off they were in a show down with the Borg. Well, Janeway felt the need to explain herself, and what her new motive was. She said "Crew, we still have some unfinished business with the Borg. We need to ______ " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 retrieve a hairpin that I left behind on the last cube we conquered in a 5 minute span of time. There was wide speculation among the crew on what sort of nefarious purposes the Borg could be up to with the hairpin, but the general consensus was that ___________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 it was an reaaly nice hairpin and it should defenitely be retrieved. So after an 5 minute journey they arrived at the trans what ever we call it conduit. But it was deserted. The only thing that was there was a gigantic sign that said : _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macrovirus Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 "Hi! There's nothing really interesting over here, but if you turn back, I'm sure you'll find something much better to explore!" "Hmmm" said Janeway. This could be an elaborate Borg trap to turn us in the opposite direction of their vessel. Suddenly, all was revealed when ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Seven of Nine injected a borg nanoprobe in Harry and then disappeared with him! She had turned traitor! Janeway drew her phaser and said _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 I will find that filthy traitor once again. I found her before and will find her again. Prepare a couple away teams and beam them to all possible random locations surrounding the ship. If one materialises on board a Borg vessel, we'll have located them and we'll blast them out of this sector of space once and for all. After having beamed 63 crewmembers into the void they still hadn't located the ship, it was Naomi's turn to be beamed when Neelix appeared in the transporter room and desperately pleaded:____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 "But Captain, look at Seven of Nine! She's hiding over there in the bathroom, and is still onboard! What do you think she is using to keep her hair up all neat and tidy like that?" With that, Janeway was stunned, as for all these years now, she never realized that Voyager, or other Federation ships, even had Bathrooms on them. Well, she put those thoughts on the backburner, and snapped out: "Okay Seven, give up the goods!! I know you have my hairpin!" "But Captain Janeway" whimpered Seven, "I need the hairpin to _______" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 not only hold my hair in place, but to hold my skull together too!" The Doctor appeared and expressed his shock at not noticing such a minor detail before. He decided that to correct the problem he would __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 blame tom paris for not doing sufficient scans and being a bit of a silly billy, then got on a biobed and did a tap dance. seven jumped up too and - all things being equal - did a rather good rendition of a fred and ginger number until________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 unable to take all of this insanity, Chakotay's head exploded. The crew decided that for his funeral they would _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 giggle a lot and say his character was a bit underdeveloped. meanwhile, having taken a tramp in the woods on a nearby planet commander tuvok trips, scrapes his knee bursts in to tears and begs voyager to come and get him. janeway is telling him to stop being a big baby and________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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