quosego Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 beamed mister bush to space for target pracitce, but in her anger she used an multipasenic quantumfluxtorpedo to blow up Bush. This caused an interstellar rift in spacetime, and _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulreaper Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 The Borg Queen suddenly woke up in a flash realizing this was the craziest dream ever dreamt up by the Collective Dream State. She hastily _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Eliminated Bush from spacetime altogether, hoping that this would stop the collapse of the collective. This in return set in effect a motion of events that caused the formation of the Federation to be 100 years sooner than history recorded, Voyager experiencing the aftereffects of the explosion that caused the rift, that was secretly deployed by renegade Borg to prevent their own destruction at the hands of the Queen, was still unaffected by the new spacetime and had to_____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 travel backwards at the highest possible speed. After several days of back travel, the crew came to the conclusion that they were still getting no where, but fast, so they decidided that ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 since getting nowhere fast, was getting them nowhere at all, they'd better get somewhere real slow, everybody agreed on this new course of action. There was just one minor problem:____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Voyager couldn't travel slower than 20 miles an hour. So Janeway insisted that b'elanna modify the warpcore to let them go slower. After B'elanna had finished the modifications everybody was pleased that they could now go somewhere very slowly. But ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 then they noticed that their minds were slower as well. After taking 30 minutes to read Green Eggs and Ham one evening, Janeway came to the conclusion that _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 this latest 'solution' was getting them no where fast. Which in turn turned out to create a whole new problem:_________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 How would they get to the delta quadrant whilst travelling at an astonishing 0.045 miles an hour. Allthough seven insisted that it was possible to accomplish this within 4.7 billion years Janeway decided ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 to go get her hair done and turn command over to Neelix for a change. Neelix, who nobody thought could successfully command a starship, got Voyager home to the alpha quadrant within 3 hours. Once Voyager was back home, Neelix ordered _________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 To fire an quantumflux-torpedo for celebration. But the rip in the space-time continuum that was caused by the quantum-fluxtorpedo, eliminated neelix from the space-time continuum and thus send voyager back to the delta-quadrant again. Allthough Janeway couldn't remember anything, she knew that there was something wrong and thus decided to ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 ask for help from Q, who just happened to drop by. Well, said Q, you've gotten yourself in a nice mess again, haven't you. I think it's time for some____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 more pizza. This time it was Turkish pizzas. After the crew had their fill of pizzas, Q talked Janeway into _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 3, 2005 Author Share Posted July 3, 2005 a state of semi-conciousness. yak yak yak! Q this, and Q that. On and on he talked until Janeway's guard was completely down and he tricked her into agreeing to send _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Seven of Nine into the contiuum so that she could get her implants re-inflated and thus restore the ratings. Seven was tremendously successful at this and when she re-appeared on Voyager _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 3, 2005 Author Share Posted July 3, 2005 ratings went up like never before and the ship continued home at their .045 warp seed. Quite pleased with the apparent slow progress Tuvok ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Thought he'd get some nice implants himself. Nice big E-cups, he looked real good in them too. Being utterly satisfied with these results, he decided it was time to____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 3, 2005 Author Share Posted July 3, 2005 scream. Which he did. In a loud girly voice. The high pitched resonance _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 set of the alarms and Janeway declared an emergency: RED ALERT she screamed, all senior personnel report to the bridge. Of course, Tuvok had to dress up first and when he arrived at the bridge Janeway had allready decided it was time for____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 protocol G, this was a super-mega secret starfleet-protocol which involved __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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