macnbc Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 how illogical it was that he was there considering he's stuck in the distant past at the moment, and then shot himself with a phaser again. Then _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawa Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 That captain guy from the future came and took his body and sent him back to the future while he was stuck living in a dumpster for 30 years. Tuvok was brought back to life by those strange corpse stealing aliens, His____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 ears bobbed by a rice picking machine. "What am I to do?" he asked. "I know! I'll _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 shoot myself again!" So he did. Meanwhile, back on Voyager, ______________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 20, 2005 Author Share Posted July 20, 2005 everyone wondered what the heck the last 5 post's meant. "It seems to be the ramblings of a mad-man captain" Harry Kim reported. "Or a series of them" Seven added with her eyebrow raised. "That's it" Janeway reported "Ensign _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 squidgy bum, see me later in jeffries tube 6 alpha. i'll be all lubed up _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 and ready for your pleasure." Kim slowly backed into the turbolift in an attempt to get away from the Captain, but __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawa Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 his erect, you though i as going to say penis, tricorder hinderd his advances into the lift. Janeway___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 tried to make some sense out of the script from the previous post, gave up, and stomped off to her ready room until she could get some new lines. Chakotay, while in command, decided to ___________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 radio Starbase 69 for "thread" ideas. "There seems to be an awful lot of penis references lurking about", he thought outloud. "I think some of these Niteshdwites ;) are tokin' it up". As his voice trailed off Crewman BorisP (from the planet Happeh, in the AngryPenis galaxy) appeared from the turbo lift and said "_______ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 "All penis jokes are hereby rendered cliched and unusable!" Chakotay said, "OK then, we'll just have to make do with _______________" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 uterus jokes. With that, he set course for the nearest asteroid belt and _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawa Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 smiled widely each time he passed a female on the ship... Mmeanwhile harry had just fallen in love with a rock. The rock was full of small aliens who mate by causing pain in the rectum of their hosts____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 , and since Chakotay stuffed 6 of them up there, he was in an awful lot of pain right now. He went to The Doctor, who said _____________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 "You've got aliens in you rectum, the only cure for this is to _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 not be stupid enough to put them there. What were you thinking?" the doctor asked. "Well, I thought that if ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 I stuffed all them up there we might get some new ideas for this thread!" "Wait", said the Doctor..."I'm also detecting another life form up there". Scanning Chakotay's bum with his (now soiled) tricorder the Doctor discovered where the Tiny Writer had been hiding. "Paris", the Doctor commanded..."Hand me a ______________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 left handed spanner. I think I can reach something." Paris reached into a tray and handed the doctor a right handed spanner. The doctor started to probe with the spanner when a foul gas started to be emitted which __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 turned out to be a rare form of trans-dimentional flatulence! When the three awoke they found themselves deep in the swamps of Louisiana circa 1775! "Geez!", exclaimed the doctor..."WTF has Neelix been feeding you!?" At that, they all began singing the "Smelly Cat" song and _________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 wondered how they were ever going to get back to Voyager. Meanwhile back on Voyager, which was continuing on without Tuvok, Paris, or Chakotay, __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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