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"Sir, I am quite aware of your shortcomings", he said with a wry smile and a wink in the corner of his eye. "Should I add nameless to the list as well?" Q was floored! Here was someone on his level...someone he could relate to. Rising from the captain's chair he said "________________

 

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"Why did TetsuoShima call it the Enterprise when this is the Voyager thread?"

"I don't know Q, but let's ignore that remark and get back to the story."

 

Back on Voyager, a giant penis had appeared outside the main viewscreen. Janeway noticed it appeared to be marked on one side with a SiSkO wUz HeRe tattoo. Being the bitch that she is, she ordered it destroyed. Horrified, Chakotay responded by _________________

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saying:"Hmm Tetsuo must have been confused with all these story threads in the forum!" "What was that you were saying just now, commander" asked Janeway. "I don't know captain" said Chakotay, "I just felt the urge the say those exact words, I can't explain it" Janeway:"Okay then, now fire a full torpedo spread at that penis, Tuvok" Tuvok, Chakotay, Paris and Kim shouted in choir:"_____

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WAIT!!!! That's no ordinary penis out there! That's one of those rubbery double-dildos, but only a huge one, and, it might be an angrypenis.org! It might be from that elusive figure from the past, BorisP! If we fire torpedoes at it, they may bounce off it and destroy us instead! YIKES Captain!

 

That gave Janeway an idea.... she thought to herself.... "hmmm..... huge..... rubbery.... bounces off..... defences..... angry.....I thought they were bones.... hmmmm."

 

With that, she gave the order to ____

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fire. "T, blow that thing outta my sky!" The first spread a torpedoes hit the huge dong seconds later. The energy leaped and straddled around the thing. Veins started to throb all over it, bright blue light coarsing through them. Suddenly it went rigid and it's frantic shaking slowed. Surrounding it three halo images of large dongs gently waved in and out of the perceptible range of light, reminiscent of ancient earth religious dancing. Tantric energy washed over Voyager, curved space around it and together they fell through a layercake of space and time, emerging with a *pop* ______________

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four penises in four points in space and all are sensing them.

 

THE UNIVERSE STARTS SPEWING OUT ANTI-TIME.

 

"oh dear" said everyone. "its time to break out the topographic imaging scanner.

 

"i wonder how big the anomaly is in the past" wondered everybody for the sake of keepin it simple

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"My word!" Janeway crooned, "Four of them! And they're, beautiful. I never knew I could feel this way. Sure, I have the occasional fling with a hologram, but that never goes anywhere." Tuvok stood next to her, "Impressive." Janeway nodded, she fealt like doing something rash. And no halfassed cop-outs. Tuvok's voice sliced into her reverie, he pointed along the long shaft of the central penis. Janeways eyes followed. Blue explosions of the verile forces creation electrified its taut skin. "If you observe, eventhough there appear to be four Penes, actually, they are emminations of the central manifestation. It appears ________________

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Aaaaaaaaaaaah, Harry Kim woke up with a junior officers infantile scream. What was this for a strange dream. Wow, no time to wonder about this now. He was late for duty. He got up, got dressed and walked towards the bridge. He got there just in time to ____

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Aaaaaaaaaaaah' date=' Harry Kim woke up with a junior officers infantile scream. What was this for a strange dream. Wow, no time to wonder about this now. He was late for duty. He got up, got dressed and walked towards the bridge. He got there just in time to ____[/quote']

 

see Janeway give the command to go to warp speed.

 

"We need to find a planet with some ice cream. The food on this ship stinks."

 

Tuvok said "_________

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"NO! he smells really bad. we continue in search of ice cream"

 

"captain im picking up a cream class planet on long range sensors" said harry kim.

"hail them" commanded janeway

"its coming through captain, the leader of the creamy people of the planet Fondu. his name is Haagen........Dazs" __________________

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