Guest c4evap Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 "Sir, I am quite aware of your shortcomings", he said with a wry smile and a wink in the corner of his eye. "Should I add nameless to the list as well?" Q was floored! Here was someone on his level...someone he could relate to. Rising from the captain's chair he said "________________ c4 B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 OK, I'm making you human now. Poof!" At which point Q vanished, leaving Moriarty to begin coming up a plan for galactic domination. Meanwhile _________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 in the Q continuum. Q's fellow Q, had closely observed the event that had taken place aboard the Enterprise. They wondered whether or not to intervene. One of them remarked:____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 "Why did TetsuoShima call it the Enterprise when this is the Voyager thread?" "I don't know Q, but let's ignore that remark and get back to the story." Back on Voyager, a giant penis had appeared outside the main viewscreen. Janeway noticed it appeared to be marked on one side with a SiSkO wUz HeRe tattoo. Being the bitch that she is, she ordered it destroyed. Horrified, Chakotay responded by _________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 saying:"Hmm Tetsuo must have been confused with all these story threads in the forum!" "What was that you were saying just now, commander" asked Janeway. "I don't know captain" said Chakotay, "I just felt the urge the say those exact words, I can't explain it" Janeway:"Okay then, now fire a full torpedo spread at that penis, Tuvok" Tuvok, Chakotay, Paris and Kim shouted in choir:"_____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 WAIT!!!! That's no ordinary penis out there! That's one of those rubbery double-dildos, but only a huge one, and, it might be an angrypenis.org! It might be from that elusive figure from the past, BorisP! If we fire torpedoes at it, they may bounce off it and destroy us instead! YIKES Captain! That gave Janeway an idea.... she thought to herself.... "hmmm..... huge..... rubbery.... bounces off..... defences..... angry.....I thought they were bones.... hmmmm." With that, she gave the order to ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 fire. "T, blow that thing outta my sky!" The first spread a torpedoes hit the huge dong seconds later. The energy leaped and straddled around the thing. Veins started to throb all over it, bright blue light coarsing through them. Suddenly it went rigid and it's frantic shaking slowed. Surrounding it three halo images of large dongs gently waved in and out of the perceptible range of light, reminiscent of ancient earth religious dancing. Tantric energy washed over Voyager, curved space around it and together they fell through a layercake of space and time, emerging with a *pop* ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 into the Mirror Universe facing ___________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 four penises in four points in space and all are sensing them. THE UNIVERSE STARTS SPEWING OUT ANTI-TIME. "oh dear" said everyone. "its time to break out the topographic imaging scanner. "i wonder how big the anomaly is in the past" wondered everybody for the sake of keepin it simple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 "My word!" Janeway crooned, "Four of them! And they're, beautiful. I never knew I could feel this way. Sure, I have the occasional fling with a hologram, but that never goes anywhere." Tuvok stood next to her, "Impressive." Janeway nodded, she fealt like doing something rash. And no halfassed cop-outs. Tuvok's voice sliced into her reverie, he pointed along the long shaft of the central penis. Janeways eyes followed. Blue explosions of the verile forces creation electrified its taut skin. "If you observe, eventhough there appear to be four Penes, actually, they are emminations of the central manifestation. It appears ________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Aaaaaaaaaaaah, Harry Kim woke up with a junior officers infantile scream. What was this for a strange dream. Wow, no time to wonder about this now. He was late for duty. He got up, got dressed and walked towards the bridge. He got there just in time to ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 [ignoring TetsuoShima, sorry but this 'aaaaah' business across all four of the threads is uncool] It appears___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 [ignoring TetsuoShima' date= sorry but this 'aaaaah' business is uncool] It appears___________ ignoring someones post, now THAT IS uncool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Fine. Go for it. I'm outta here till this is settled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 This is not the right place to have this discussion anyway. PM me if you've got a problem with my posts! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Aaaaaaaaaaaah' date=' Harry Kim woke up with a junior officers infantile scream. What was this for a strange dream. Wow, no time to wonder about this now. He was late for duty. He got up, got dressed and walked towards the bridge. He got there just in time to ____[/quote'] see Janeway give the command to go to warp speed. "We need to find a planet with some ice cream. The food on this ship stinks." Tuvok said "_________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 I still think we should eat the Talaxian." To which Janeway responded _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 "NO! he smells really bad. we continue in search of ice cream" "captain im picking up a cream class planet on long range sensors" said harry kim. "hail them" commanded janeway "its coming through captain, the leader of the creamy people of the planet Fondu. his name is Haagen........Dazs" __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Janeway furrowed her brow. "I've heard that name somewhere before.." She looked over at Seven of Nine, who was ______________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 cramming cheesy wotsits in to her mouth and tryin to _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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