quosego Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 I was searching for Spot in this large pile of underwaer. But _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 he doesn't seem to be here. Perhaps he's in Beveryl's closet. He then excused himself and left. Meanwhile, Wil and Worf began to get in a fight over Troi. Wil ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 who was kinda girly tried to slap worf really hard. But missed and hit picard who was just walking out of the room. Picard said angrily: ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 That's it number one! Nobody touches me like that except for Beveryly. To the brig! .... But at that moment Spot jumped out from behind a corridor and all four of them found themselves ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 In the middle of a large brightly lit white room. What is this, Picard shouted. Worf looked around, he_____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primehellix Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 tried to grab Spot, but the cat jumped over his forehead and with histeric hussing scrached his ridges. Worf roared angrily, cursing in klingon, while Riker was laughing at him with tears in a stupid pose on the floor. Picard then_________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 had the thought that perhaps they were now in some sort of mirror universe. So Picard, found a mirror, looked at himself, liked what he saw, tugged his shirt down once again, and declared ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 I am Locutus of Borg: You will be assimilated, resistance is fultile! Oh no, said Riker, we're not having any more of that. He jumped up and___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 slapped Picard across the face with a rather long wet noodle. This quickly brought Picard out of his delerious state. Suddenly, Data appeared and _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 began tap dancing. Vaudeville music started playing from an unknown source. Riker got a really stupid grin on his face and said _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 rather musically "three little maids from school are we, filled to the brim with girlish glee". Seeing this, Worf burst out laughing and said____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Data..., would you care to dance? Worf then winked at Data. Data replied: "Sure, why not? I could use the practice." After they started dancing a jig, suddenely _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance, burst into the room, he joined Data and Worf in the jig and at the conclusion, all of them reappeared back on the Enterprise. Flatley turned to Picard and said _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 "My Captain, you sure are a handsome man", where upon Picard just blushed, and said "why thank you. I do my best to stay fit as a fiddle." Picard, tugged down on his shirt a few more times for dramatic effect, looked Flatley square in the eyes and said ____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 oops... gotta go! Then in a puff of smoke he disappeared and Picard, Worf, and Riker where left standing in front of the rest of the crew who all applauded wildly. Meanwhile, during this distraction, a Ferengi vessel had appeared and _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 taken several unauthorized photos of Picard with chest bared. The posted low quality pics on bittorrent trackers, but auctioned off the original negatives on eBay. Captain Picard saw the eBay auction and _____. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 declared out loud: "My, people in the 21st century were idiots! The negatives were not even signed and had no real value, and gullible people still paid a lot of money for them." In disgust, Picard turned off the time viewer, and had it dismantled, so that for the time being, he could not see into the past.... it was just too depressing for him to do so. So, Picard, tugged on his shirt again for even greater dramatic effect, and proceded to ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 the counselors chamber where he had an appointment with Troi who had promised to help him get over the depression that had hit him after the release of the nudy-pics. Troi wasn't there yet, so Picard started out by____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 looking through her bookshelf. However, he found many printed copies of the un-authorized pics of himself sitting indiscretely behind a copy of a Fabio romance novel. Horrified he _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 grabbed the books and headed for the recycling chute. Before he dropped the books into the chute to have their molecules ripped apart for recycling, Picard ripped a page with a picture from the book, looked at it and then thought to himself: "My, if I don't say so, I am a handsome devil." Yes, Picard was also in the romance novel. Picard then folded the photo over, and shoved it into his _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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