razorlock Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 he didn't think so anymore. "I'm sorry, sir, I'll help you look for the hairs you lost banging your head against the ceiling. It sure is a BIG elephant, isn't it?" "Mr. Data, aren't you hurt? You tore your head through the ceiling all the way from 5 decks down?" Picard asked, hoping against hope. "No, sir," Data said, rapping his head, "pure __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Author Share Posted July 13, 2005 metal." They vaporized the elephant than exited onto the bridge. Riker was striking a dramatic pose. Picard sat in the Captain's chair and straightened his tunic. "Report." "We were responding to a distress call from a merchant vessel near the neutral zone. When we arrived, they were here." A Romulan Warbird dominated the viewscreen. Picard cleared his throat. "Open hailing frequencies" he ordered. "This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise, ______________________________" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 you are crossing the border into Federation Space... do you folks have anything to declare? The Romulans ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Author Share Posted July 13, 2005 responded only by playing "Dueling Banjos". Picard straightened his tunic and tried again. "Romulan vessel, ____________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 do you have anything to declare?" The romulans laughed and said "We havva intercepteda youra replacement tunics, alla of them. Sooorrender!" Picard whipped around at Riker, who twisted his eyebrow into a whole new set of subtle meanings and _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 said, "Hows about we beam over and kick some Romulan arse...how'd you like them apples...huh?" Well said, chimed in Picard (grimacing). Just then Q appeared (yes, again!) and intoned "______ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 "Sorry, wrong number" And *poof* was off again, the Dueling Banjos gave Picard a brilliant idea. The Power! _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Yes! The Power! A movie from the 1960s starring that really, really tan guy who used to sell potato chips on TV. I will use this movie to _________ c4 ~ another obscure reference ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 bore the Romulans to death, then we can retrieve the tunics, and truly see if they have anything they need to declare. Picard looked at Riker who still had an eyebrow twisted into a whole new set of subtle meanings... changed his mind, then looked at Data, who was still scratching and tapping his head. "Yep, pure metal my head is"... said Data... "Mr . Data", yelled Picard, I need you to ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Author Share Posted July 13, 2005 stop doing that! Its annoying as hell! Now, Worf, _____________________________" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I need you to run down to supply and gather up as many slinkys as you can carry. Picard had a brilliant idea to retreive their tunics. He would ________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 try to eat all the available slinkys and as he exploded from the huge amount and resulting overpressure in his body, Data would ride the shockwave while banging with his hand against his head. This would surely make Data invisible to the Romulan sensorgrid and allow him to enter the Warbird undetected. Once there he would have to disable the Romulan ships shields, so that the rest of the away team could be beamed aboard. When Picard started to explain his Brilliant plan to Riker, who would of course be head of the away team, Riker couldn't help but think that there was ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Author Share Posted July 13, 2005 something not quite right with blowing up their tactical officer just to get a bunch of spare uniforms back. He struck a dramatic pose and suggested that. Picard straightened his tunic and said "Well... how about we _________________________" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 ignore that flaw. If we don't pay it too much mind, I've got a feeling things'll turn out right in the end. You know, _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 I feel so confident I'm gonna sing me a little diddy". With that Picard ripped off his uniform to reveal a pink tutu, began to spin round and round while belting out "There's no business like show business". As the bridge crew watched amazed, Picard ________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 twirled around the bridge light as a pixie, before Worf "accidentally" tripped him and sent him crashing to the ground. The crew responded by _________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 a thunderous applaus. Worf made a little curtsy, picked up Picard and flipped him in the air. Picard, never loosing a beat, performed a spit and polished arabesque, a wicked allegro and finished on a battement tendu. He looked a little flustered when it sunk in he wasn't dreaming. "Well, ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodoxxx Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 I guess my little secret is out now, he said with a twinkle in his eye, You folks didn't realy think the reason i never married was___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 because I thought Vash was a bitch, did you?" He then trotted off to his quarters to get a new uniform on. Riker struck a dramatic pose and ordered the helm to ____________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 set a course for Starbase 69...warp 7..."and get me some donuts!" he commanded. He hadn't seen Vash himself in quite some time and after the captain's performance was a bit hot n horney. Hummmmmmm, Riker thought, "it's either the donuts or ______________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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