Guest c4evap Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 the high school dropout behind the counter to roast Shatner's brain. "And give me a small coke and fries on the side", she said. Just as Dr Crusher was about to dig in ___________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 the nice brown goo that had become of Shatner's brain, she accidentally pushed over her coke. It fel over the brain, which promptly absorbed the coke and was reanimated in the process. The brain spawned 1 eye and a tiny mouth and spoke to her:" Hey, go eat something else will ya...!" And with that the brain spawned 6 (yes 6) mini-legs-and-feet and ran of the holodeck. "Oops", thought Crusher, "I'd better catch the little bastard before the captain trips over it". She ran after the it and ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 17, 2005 Author Share Posted July 17, 2005 ran into a bad science fiction movie, which this was rapidly becoming. It was called ________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 "Attack of the Thespian's Brain." Beverly thought "No one would believe that," and proceed to run ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 18, 2005 Author Share Posted July 18, 2005 back into the Star Trek story line, which no longer involved William Shatner. Meanwhile, in the galley, where Picard was still having his chicken, ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawa Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 the borg had sent a tribbleborg from the future to assimilate all of the ship. Picard ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 was trying to eat his chicken without getting his fingers oily. This would stain his tunic everytime he straightened it. "Come on, Captian," Riker said. "Eat it like ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 a Klingon." Captain Picard considered this for a moment, tugged on his tunic (thus staining it), and then ____________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 shot Riker in the face with his phaser. It was NOT set on stun. "Now, he thought to himself, I will ________________". c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 rue the day or something. at that moment fifteen borg beamed on to the ship straight in to the galley. they approached picard menacingly and looked aggressive. "get us fifteen happy meals. immediatley! and dont forget the toy" _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 they said. Picard was astounded, how could they expect an starship captain to serve happy meals. So he decided to pick up the table (at which he was sitting) and __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 hide under it, except he wasn't able to hide very well. "Computer, end program," said Commander Riker. "Sir, why did you shoot me again?" Picard tugged on his tunic, "It's a lot of fun, Number One." The red alert klaxon sounded. Picard and Riker went to the bridge, where Riker struck a dramatic pose and Picard was informed that _____________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 four weirdly shaped aliens from the first page had beamed onto the ship. Picard tugged on his tunic and _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawa Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 went over to Dr Crusher and tought her how to tug on her tunic. She had been having problems with tugging to hard and thus roaming around naked, causing weasly to be so ashamed he actually tryed to feel up his mother. He was courtmarshaled___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 and forced to go to the Tantalus Rehabilitation Colony for treatment. But anyway, back to the present. Riker struck a dramatic pose and said to the aliens ________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawa Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 "I used to have the powers of a Q, but nobody liked me when i had them... now nobody likes me and i don't have Q powers. So i strike dramatic poses and object to everything the captain does." He was cut of when data blurted out "i am the one who says far too much" and rips Riker a_______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 new asshole _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 20, 2005 Author Share Posted July 20, 2005 causing him to have to go to sickbay to get that worked on. Picard tugged on his tunic and decided to talk to the aliens himself. He welcomed them and said "_______________________________" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawa Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 i am really sick of welcoming new aliens to have a cup of earl grey, screw the prime directive!!". "Mister Worf... Damn i forgot he left me for that other hairless captain. Ok whoever is at tactical, fire a full spread of torpedos. These aliens look like fish anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 20, 2005 Author Share Posted July 20, 2005 Worf fired the torpedoes and said "Sir, I haven't gone anywhere... yet." The alien ship was destroyed, prompting Starfleet to ____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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