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I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

 

So now,

I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints

I smoke two joints when I play video games

And at every ten thousand points... (I smoke two joints)

I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

 

 

After all this smoking, who has time to study?

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I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

 

So now,

I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints

I smoke two joints when I play video games

And at every ten thousand points... (I smoke two joints)

I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

 

 

After all this smoking, who has time to study?

 

I use to be able to do that. Now I just can't afford to do that.

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A reason not to study:-

 

Because you really want to get that Job at McDonalds flipping burgers and saying 'would you like fries with that?'

Actually, they turned me down because I have a degree, and told me I am 'overqualified.' So, I wound up doing telemarketing instead, not because I have a degree, but because they think I have a good phone voice. The employers that required degrees turned me down because I didn't have enough experience. :rolleyes:

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A reason not to study:-

 

Because you really want to get that Job at McDonalds flipping burgers and saying 'would you like fries with that?'

Actually, they turned me down because I have a degree, and told me I am 'overqualified.' So, I wound up doing telemarketing instead, not because I have a degree, but because they think I have a good phone voice. The employers that required degrees turned me down because I didn't have enough experience. :rolleyes:

 

Ah but at least you studied....

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