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No way man. Spock is 1/2 human, and I bet that in the middle of the fight, Tuvok would use that to his advantage and start trash talking Spock in such a logical manner that he'd break sown and cry or something, giving Tuvok a very decicive advantage.

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omg... another one of these... lol

 

I say Tuvok, he is cool and 100% vulcan. Spock is a 'mut', and is too emo to fight, but if they did fight... captian Kirk would jump in and help Spock. Chokotey would see this as an unfair advantage so he would jump in which in turn would draw Bones into the fight. that would piss of Tom Paris and he would start throwing punches at Kirk and soon sulu would be jumping around kicking ppl and then the USS DEFIENT would fly by and Sisko would be all like "hell no" and he would beam down a security team and himself to break up the fight, but then Sisko is hit in the face by tuvok by accident then sisko gets mad and orders the security team to join the 'rumbel' and all of the Sudden a Romulan warbird comes from no where and shoots the planet they where all on and kills them.

 

Star fleet is deeply wounded by the lose of such great officers and is mortaly wounded. The Romulan Star Empire sees this as their one chance for victory and a full fledge war is sparked and then since Star fleet has too few good officers to fight the war, the Romulans end up winning and THAT IS WHY THIS FIGHT SHOULD NOT HAPPEN!

 

lol, I feel like Rick Berman

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SNIPPET:

 

Spock is a 'mut'' date='...[/quote']

 

Wow. Can't say I've ever heard it put quite that way before...

 

c4 B) ~ p.s. Mutt is spelled with two "T"s... woof-woof

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  • 5 weeks later...

Spock whom is half human and about as old as dust by now vs Tuvok whom is fully vulcan and probably 1/3 or even 1/4th Spock's age...

 

My money is on Tuvok, easily.

 

The only way Spock could win is if he some how Muhammad Ali'ed his way into close hand-to-hand range with Tuvok, and got him in a mind meld, thus releasing all those lovey dovey teenage emotions that always plagued Tuvok.

 

On the other hand, if Tuvok truely just "let go" and we got that bad-ass mofo who let his emotions reign freely man, he'd beat Spock so far into next week you'd think they got sucked into a spatial time anonmally >_<

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The answer according to Google Fight:

 

Spock - 5,240,000 results

Tuvok - 546,000 results

 

That's a convincing win of 4,694,000 results to Spock (Spock is therefore 9.5x better at fighting than Tuvok).

 

Must be the benifit of knowleage gained over age.

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