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Talking with God


Aragon666
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Uhm.... God is insulting me.....

 

Me:

I like myself

God:

I'm not sure if I like it. I like pets. I like Matthew.

Me:

it??? I'm not an it.....

God:

yourself... I am surprised to hear that you are not an it.

 

 

Stupid god....

 

He isn't very smart either....

 

Me:

Stupid AI

God:

I like the way you talk.

 

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Mav: "So what's up with this free will thing and your christian followers always condeming those that CHOOSE not to believe?"

 

God: "Aw. I am chatting with clients on the Internet."

 

Mav: "So you're pretending to be a woman on the internet?"

 

God: "Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am pretending to be a woman on the internet."

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I'll tell you this much...GOD is a lousy speller. Doesn't know the difference between your and you're. Also I had the "robots" after me! No sense of humor that one...

 

c4 :p

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