p4p4b34r Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 "your hull plating is stuck on with bubble gum and duct tape" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starscream Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 if you ask me there are fab! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitKeeper Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 Ö???"if you use the holodeck to start a brige officer BBQ with redmeat, beer, and critters"???Ö Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 ya'll spruce up yer uniforms with rhinestones :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 * The shuttle craft is always parked at a yard sale * There's a stuffed deer's head over the main view screen * There's Christmas lights on the warp nacelles all the time * When Sulu asks for a course, you say "Over yonder" * You graduated from Starfleet Truck Institute instead of StarFleet Academy * There's a spit cup next to the Captain's chair * There's a Hefty trashbag covering the broken port hole window on the ship And finally, You say "Y'all live long and prosper" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodoxxx Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 transporter pads are hubcaps from a 67 chevy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 you politely request that your defeated enemies squeal like piggies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 you refer to the tractor beam as yer lasso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 You Might Be A StarTrek Redneck If.... ...you post in this thread. c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 You Might Be A StarTrek Redneck If.... ...you post in this thread. c4 :p nice of you to keep us company then ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbb Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Pretty good stuff here Thanatos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 ......if you go out in the sun without the right uniform on and dont wear sun cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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