TetsuoShima Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Now that's just rude... besides' date=' I sprayed myself with some special edition Off, good against mosquitoes, blackflies, politicians, and disruptor weapons ^_^[/quote'] LOL!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolcat13 Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 you are all a bunch of dirty spammers . for shame lol edit: hey wasnt that me spamming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorunNova Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 I can't be a dirty spammer! I just had a shower O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyran Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 How To Make Spam Hi kids! I'm Copious Barfon, the leading chef for iffy recipes in the US, and today I'm going to show you how to make a *jumbo size pack of Spam , one that's so BIG you will have enough for you and ALL your friends! But watch out, I can't guarantee they'll still be friends after they've tried it. (Note: I had to change the ingredients slightly to keep animal rights groups from suing me.) Ingredients: One cow (a terminally depressed, suicidal cow that has no desire whatever to live anymore and is quite happy to sacrifice its life to be an ingredient in suspect cuisine) One pig (with a similar outlook on life to the cow) A ten kilo slice of whale blubber A large pot of moisturiser A can of petrol Utensils: A cement mixer A clothes peg Two hand guns Directions: Put the peg on your nose and mix the petrol up with the whale blubber. Feed the pig half of this mixture, the cow the other half. Pigs will eat anything, but the cow may need some persuasion even if it's suicidal. If all else fails, hold its nose until it moos in protest and shove it all in quickly. Give the cow a pat on the back, but don't let it give you one. Allow the animals a few hours to digest it, then take their last wills and testaments before providing each one with a hand gun. After they shoot themselves, and you have stood for a minutes respectful silence, carve the animals up into three piles. Pile A for the bones, brains and balls, Pile B for the fat, Pile C for the best cuts. Throw Pile C away, you won't need it. Keep Pile B for when you next visit Burger King; they need all the fat they can get for their Bacon Double Cheesburgers. Place Pile A in the cement mixer, and turn it on. After an hour, it should start to resemble Spam. Taste it, and you'll tell by that feeling of faint nausea, that this is indeed Spam. But it is not yet spreadable! So Add the moisturiser until it is. And there you have it! The Link try it fried my mum fried it for me once nearly made me puke oops this is spamming ain't it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Hey, all of you! Quit spamming the forum right now!! I mean it! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Hey' date=' all of you! Quit spamming the forum right now!! I mean it! :mad:[/quote'] That was a joke btw, and indeed a very good example of spam, if I may say so myself! :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted June 14, 2005 Author Share Posted June 14, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenriswolf Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Hey' date=' all of you! Quit spamming the forum right now!! I mean it! :mad:[/quote'] That was a joke btw, and indeed a very good example of spam, if I may say so myself! :cyclops: An extremely valid example of spam to be sure. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 You make a good point, I couldnt have put it better myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenriswolf Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Quite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 ing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 hey, stop giving me a hard time. i was just sittin here quietly mindin my own business and thought i'd share my little bit of piece with the world. hmf! :p :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 I prefer cats anyways... :D Then, stop the spam or we'll shoot this cat... c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Black cats are Evil! Best shoot it to make sure! :p I can't! He doubles as my backup computer... c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Message deleted for officious content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Moderator Announcement This message is not spam. c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 ...this is getting out of control... c4 :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippincp Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Not wishing to spam but what's happened with a post I made in the Birthdays thread perhaps more "funnies somewhere else?" Here perhaps? At least it shows some are keeping a close eye on the forum! I might just use it as my sig. In fact I think I will. When I figure out how to. Help please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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