Guest c4evap Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Hmm, I wouldn't want to be on your wrong side! I just loooove spam! Not really though. The world will become a much better place when everyone realizes they are here to serve only my needs! SPAM FOR EVERYONE! c4 :p [hee hee] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 i dont actually have any spam. will any meat do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 i dont actually have any spam. will any meat do? Oh you rascally scallywag! I'm blushing... c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 i dont actually have any spam. will any meat do? Oh you rascally scallywag! I'm blushing... c4 ;) steak it is then?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 i dont actually have any spam. will any meat do? Oh you rascally scallywag! I'm blushing... c4 ;) steak it is then?? [This will prolly get me in trouble...but...] Tube steak please...smothered in underwear :p c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Well this proves my theroy that Women are just as perverted and obsessed with sex as men are. Stay tuned next week, when mav and c4 will prove my theroy of "Beer is Good", and "The Sky is Blue". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 mmmmm beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 resistance is futile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolcat13 Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 I will not eat green eggs and Spam - Sam I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 i dont actually have any spam. will any meat do? Oh you rascally scallywag! I'm blushing... c4 ;) steak it is then?? [This will prolly get me in trouble...but...] Tube steak please...smothered in underwear :p c4 ;) stop it ;) now im blushing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 I thought this was a family friendly site! :cyclops: it is, we're discussing dinner thank you very much. and i disagree with the theory that beer is good. BEER IS GRREAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Well this proves my theroy that Women are just as perverted and obsessed with sex as men are. Stay tuned next week' date=' when mav and c4 will prove my theroy of "Beer is Good", and "The Sky is Blue".[/quote'] I used to think "Beer is Good"...but I've since quit drinking. As for "The Sky is Blue"...not on my home world! Sorry Mav...didn't think you could blush ;) c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 I'm all out of spam, will Marmite do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relentless Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Marmite is a spam forum! btw i'm back with my 120 gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 mmmm marmite flavoured beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 mmmm marmite flavoured beer The perfect thing to wash down a spam and Vegemite sandwich with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 spam, the soylent green of the 21st century Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter. Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear. Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right. Man (to Waitress): Morning! Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 SPAM TREK c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenriswolf Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Bovril! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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