Guest c4evap Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 back pocket...took a step forward...and found himself staring at the biggest, baddest, most frightening alien ________________ c4 B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 balding bug blaster beast from Trall that he had ever seen. In a strange way, the creature reminded him of himself. Poor Picard, he was at a loss what to do right away, and was even getting confused as to what show or series he was in anymore. So, Picard contacted Giordi, who told him _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 not to fake the funk on a nasty dunk. Now he was totally confused. He looked at the balding bug blaster beast hoping for answers but only got _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 a unique insight into the meaning of life. However on his way out the door he slipped on the porno mag featuring his likeness, hit his head and forgot everything. When he finally came to, he ____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 had a strange craving for BBQ'd tribbles. Odd, he thought, "I've never heard of anyone eating a tribble before." He shook off the weird feeling, got up, and tugged down on his shirt again in an impressive maner, even tho no one was watching him, and proceded to 10 Forward. While there, he ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 ended up in an dreamlike state after drinking to much klingon bloodwine. But suddenly: Red alert, Picard to the bridge. Allthough incredebily drunk Picard decided to go to the bridge, there he _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 knocked back a couple O frosty ones and played some sonic-warp darts. Ouch!...Data said, please quit sticking those darts in the back of my head Captain! Just as he was about to nail his third straight bullseye in a row Picard glimpsed Troi scratching herself and flailing about as if she had a Gecko in her undies. Space crabs again hon, he asked? Naw. I was bitten down there once by _______________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 one of those insidious and purplish one-eyed wonder worms. "But", exclaimed Troi, "I thought I was over it". "Apparently not, Counseler" said the Captain, as he unzipped his fly and pulled out..... a picture of himself that he had tucked away down there, besides the one in his back pocket... which he had recovered from the past, that the Ferngi had taken off him. The Captain, handed the photo to Troi, who then explaimed: "wow capatain, I have a photo of you just like this in my quarters." "Not anymore you don't" yelled Picard in a maniacal way, and soon after that he_____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulreaper Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 lit a coneshaped cigarette that smelled funny. Picard's eyes started turning red and ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 said: wow look at that awesome viewscreen it must be like 2 meters in diameter, awesome. Then he turned to worf and said: did you know that trees are very social? No why? asked Worf, have you ever seen a forest without trees dude, replied Picard. Picard now decided to ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primehellix Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 be honest, and, still being dizzy by the cigarette, he grabbed Worf's hand, and said in tears, "Mr.Worf, you don't need to lie, I've seen you hugging trees on the holodeck!" "That's a lie!!!", shouted Worf and____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 was about to bitchslap Picard, when Will proclaimed: "No Worf, the captain is right. I've seen it too on many occasions!" Argh, the sober Worf was suddenly turned into a fiery fury of rage and anger. When Troi noticed the slight dispute between the three men, she___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulreaper Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 took off the bra... she had on top of her head and let her hair out. Will's eyes almost popped out of his had as ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 Troi's "boobs" fell onto the floor, she had been stuffing her bra with bags of pudding! The crew was so shocked to discover this that they failed to notice that the alien ship had closed to weapons range and had opened fire on the Enterprise. Picard fell to the ground and started giggling uncontrollably, so Riker took command and immediately ordered ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beawulf Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 pizza. while Riker was reading the menu the alien was able to ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macrovirus Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 invade the galley, and steal Riker's pre-made Pizza. This made Number One so mad that he ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 pissed his pants. Riker, usually a hardnosed and macho kind of guy, did not like what just happened, and was totally embaressed. So, after he went to his quarters and took a sonic shower and grabbed a fresh change of clothes he went to see Dr Crusher. While in sickbay, Dr Crusher told Wil "that he should talk to her son Wil, Wil, Wil Wheaton..... er ahhh as (she stumbled with her words due to a mistake in the writing of the script), I mean Wesley" she excalimed. "Wesley can get us out of this mess, he's a boy genious!" she exclaimed to Wil (Riker). So, Wesley, who is known in real life as Wil Wheaton, suggested that they all________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessie Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Do the ancient dance "The hustle" to scare the aliens away. Everyone thought this was a stupid idea so they left him dancing alone. Meanwhile Picard had gone to Riker's quarters to take revenge on him as he had relived him of duty. While he was there he discovered_________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 under the control of the aliens. Only moments later, so was Picard. They were both being fooled into believing they were the commanding officers of Enterprise. While it was actually Data and his evil brother Lore who were now in command of the ship. They were willing to sacrifice the entire crew if necessary, heck even if not necessary (Data was under the influence of Lore you know), to obtain their mutual goal: wich was____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 to get some Krispy Kreme donuts. They had the munchies so damn bad. A Ferengi ship was nearby, so they hailed it and asked it very politely ____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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