TetsuoShima Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 What's that we haven't had a holodeck fantasy yet? Wil somebody change that real soon please! Rediculous, 10 pages and still no holodeck fantasy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 (Picking up the story) they were in the middle of.. a holodeck fantasy featuring the Dominion! A Jem Hedar soldier marched up to Picard and announced _______________ (Happy now, Tetsuo? ;) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 "I have a wolverine in my pants!" Picard quickly decided a friendly gesture was called for so he reached into his shoulder purse (a very smart multi-colored leather bag indeed) and whipped out a multi-phasic _______________ c4 B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 can of sardines. Yes, sardines were one of the Jem Hedars' favorite foods. But, little did the Jem Hedar know that ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 the sardines were poisoned! Picard tugged his tunic defiantly as the Jem Hedar keeled over one by one. The holodeck simulation ended. Q clapped his hands and announced ____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 this had all been an elaborate holodeck simulation. It was meant to test your skills in dealing with bad scripts and budget cuts. Q clapped his hands again sending the Enterprise spinning off into ________________ c4 B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 yet ANOTHER holodeck fantasy... bringing the holodeck stats up to at least THREE in a single page! In this holodeck fantasy the borg appeared to be absuing and/or sonsuming tribbles. Many borg danced while others threw up from the porno pictures of Picard. Counsellor Troi removed her overshirt while Picard straightened his tunic. All in all ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 it was a rather cliched episode. The posters on Niteshdw's forums posted a rather long-winded thread about how the writers of TNG were running out of ideas when all of a sudden on the next episode _____________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 the most amazing thing ever happened! In fact it's so amazing that _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 words cannot BEGIN to describe it, suffice it to say that _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjnave Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 it was amazing and (amazing in it's own right) had NOTHING to do with Tribbles. Instead it ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macrovirus Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 involved some rather fascinating genetically engineered cats. These cats, having travelled the universe in a small escape pod for thousands of years were suddenly picked up by the Enterprise-D. When Geordi opened the escape pod, a cat scratched him to death. While another was mauling at Worf, he managed to make a call to the bridge: "Captain, these creatures are mauling me to death!". Picard then had a rather mortified look on his face. he stood up from his chair, with Will and Deanna in their respective seats, walked forwards, and tugged down his shirt as the camera zoomed up on his face, as is the same in pretty much all the episodes just before the begining credits. But as the credits start, someone has messed around with the film, and all we see ________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 is a giant bogey hanging from one of picards well developed nostril hairs. "computer" says picard, "flood the cargo bay with anestacene gas" "if worf dies it will be sad but i will not have those bloody cats terrorising the ship. not on my watch" "and anyway his stories are better than mine, mwahahahaha" ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 So after the opening credits, Riker struck a dramatic pose on the bridge, and Picard adjusted his tunic. Data was sent to take care of the cats, since he already had experience in pet extermination (ever notice Spot is a different breed of cat in different episodes?) But when he arrived in the cargo bay, he only found _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quosego Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 a little note that said _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Hahaaa, you're all to late, we've transformed into the Bogey hangin' from Picards nostril hair. He's under our influence now! And indeed he was: Picard announced: Open the bay doors and deactivate the integrity field. Data was swept out into space. Riker immediately paged the barber. Barber, we need you on the bridge: Picard is under the influence of a (by now) inhumanely giant bogey hanging from his overdeveloped nostril hairs. No one dares approach it. You need to come up here and give him a ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 nosecut. AND STEP ON IT!" When the barber arrived on the bridge _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLee Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 the sight of the ball of snot hanging from Picards nose, made him deathly ill. Instead of a nose job, the barber asked Picard "how about a little trim around the ears, and a taper in the back?" Picard, still under the alien influence glared at the barber (never giving him a concrete answer) ... then tugged down and his shirt again and said "crew of the Enterprise, _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 this is your snotball, ehhh..., captain speaking. We will now try to reach the homeworld of the species known as___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 snotball homeworld. its a bit green but thats ok. we can take some paint and replicate enough chintz to covet the planet. oh and additionally - about my nose/bogey problem - it looks like ive blown it _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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