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(Picking up the story)

 

they were in the middle of.. a holodeck fantasy featuring the Dominion! A Jem Hedar soldier marched up to Picard and announced _______________

 

(Happy now, Tetsuo? ;) )

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"I have a wolverine in my pants!" Picard quickly decided a friendly gesture was called for so he reached into his shoulder purse (a very smart multi-colored leather bag indeed) and whipped out a multi-phasic _______________

 

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this had all been an elaborate holodeck simulation. It was meant to test your skills in dealing with bad scripts and budget cuts. Q clapped his hands again sending the Enterprise spinning off into ________________

 

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yet ANOTHER holodeck fantasy... bringing the holodeck stats up to at least THREE in a single page! In this holodeck fantasy the borg appeared to be absuing and/or sonsuming tribbles. Many borg danced while others threw up from the porno pictures of Picard. Counsellor Troi removed her overshirt while Picard straightened his tunic. All in all ______

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it was a rather cliched episode. The posters on Niteshdw's forums posted a rather long-winded thread about how the writers of TNG were running out of ideas when all of a sudden on the next episode _____________________

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involved some rather fascinating genetically engineered cats. These cats, having travelled the universe in a small escape pod for thousands of years were suddenly picked up by the Enterprise-D. When Geordi opened the escape pod, a cat scratched him to death. While another was mauling at Worf, he managed to make a call to the bridge: "Captain, these creatures are mauling me to death!". Picard then had a rather mortified look on his face. he stood up from his chair, with Will and Deanna in their respective seats, walked forwards, and tugged down his shirt as the camera zoomed up on his face, as is the same in pretty much all the episodes just before the begining credits. But as the credits start, someone has messed around with the film, and all we see ________________

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is a giant bogey hanging from one of picards well developed nostril hairs.

 

"computer" says picard, "flood the cargo bay with anestacene gas"

 

"if worf dies it will be sad but i will not have those bloody cats terrorising the ship. not on my watch" "and anyway his stories are better than mine, mwahahahaha"

 

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So after the opening credits, Riker struck a dramatic pose on the bridge, and Picard adjusted his tunic. Data was sent to take care of the cats, since he already had experience in pet extermination (ever notice Spot is a different breed of cat in different episodes?) But when he arrived in the cargo bay, he only found _____________

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Hahaaa, you're all to late, we've transformed into the Bogey hangin' from Picards nostril hair. He's under our influence now! And indeed he was: Picard announced: Open the bay doors and deactivate the integrity field. Data was swept out into space. Riker immediately paged the barber. Barber, we need you on the bridge: Picard is under the influence of a (by now) inhumanely giant bogey hanging from his overdeveloped nostril hairs. No one dares approach it. You need to come up here and give him a ______

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the sight of the ball of snot hanging from Picards nose, made him deathly ill. Instead of a nose job, the barber asked Picard "how about a little trim around the ears, and a taper in the back?"

 

Picard, still under the alien influence glared at the barber (never giving him a concrete answer) ... then tugged down and his shirt again and said "crew of the Enterprise, _______________

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snotball homeworld. its a bit green but thats ok.

 

we can take some paint and replicate enough chintz to covet the planet.

 

oh and additionally - about my nose/bogey problem - it looks like ive blown it _______________

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