Tenebrae Posted April 7, 2006 Author Share Posted April 7, 2006 three simple words, Drawn and Quartered. Wasn't it usually hanged, drawn and quartered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exterus Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Getting old. I've watched my once healthy and vital grandfather deteriorate to the point where he can't go to the bathroom by himself. He's had a stroke and heart problems and his stomach is fucked up. He eats only fluid food and wears diapers. He'll probably pass away within afew months. It's this what we strive for with our cultural taboos against suicide of all kinds? The loss of dignity and practically all quality of life. Screw that. Before that kind of old age starts happening for me, I'm taking care of it myself. When I'm starting to notice it happening, I'll devise a quick and relatively painless way to go and take care of everything that needs taking care of myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 How about being eaten alive at a rate of 0.5 Kg/day of bodymass loss, while yourself being kept alive by forced energy intake (ie.being fed intravenously), this all by a tiny (0.5m in length) alien that never stops mysteriously smiling at you and keep on telling bad jokes and tickling you on an irregular basis. In the mean while a grossly misformed human male with a weight of 350 pounds is raping you on steady basis and leaving his dirty deeds on your ever smaller body as it's being eaten... hmm, it was supposed to sound horrible, but it souds more funny to me now... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tablet Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 ^^ Thanks i felt kinda sick after reading that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Posted April 7, 2006 Author Share Posted April 7, 2006 I agree with you Exterus... and not just because I want a couple of genetically related old people to be ethuanised either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exterus Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I can tell you that the best way to die is in battle for what you believe in. Every other way to die is the worst for me. I know If I am to die it will be in a blaze of glory in a fire fight for Amreica' date=' Huu Raa[/quote'] :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I knew I should never have looked in here. Now I am going to have nightmares tonight about the 1,001 horrible ways to die. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZaphodiLe Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Definitly buring to death, that is my greates fear :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steveo Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Being buried alive tops my list of bad ways to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Being buried alive tops my list of bad ways to go. Nasty, I agree, but actually, I think you'd suffocate relatively quickly under those circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amnot Borg Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Being buried alive tops my list of bad ways to go. Nasty, I agree, but actually, I think you'd suffocate relatively quickly under those circumstances. ..or get crushed by the large pile of dirt, rocks, mud, what-have-you on top. :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steveo Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I'm just rather claustrophobic, which for me makes it the worst way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Worst way to die? For me...to be eaten alive. c4 :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I can think of several "worst" ways; Forced to listen to Celine Deone until your ears bleed out. Forced to watch American Idol until you just give out (you may also substitute in Desperate Housewives, Survivor, or Big Brother) Oh and death by instantenous combustion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tablet Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I can think of several "worst" ways; Forced to listen to Celine Deone until your ears bleed out. LOL...my mother loves celine dion and blasts her music, my ears do bleed on ocassion, never wondered why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antipodean Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Lonely. Worst of all would be to die lonely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I think the worst would be crucifixion, which, if done 'properly,' can take up to 36 hours. Ouch! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steveo Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Sober....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amnot Borg Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 One horrible way to go is being impaled on a sharpened stake. re: Vlad Tepes AKA Dracula The victim slowly sldes downward onto the stake which has been inserted into his bottom. Eventually, it would cut and tear most of his internal organs and abdominal muscles. The process could take days if done "properly". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superman9595 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Terri Schindler Schiavo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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