thanatos355 Posted January 29, 2005 Author Share Posted January 29, 2005 Remember when TV's were going to kill us? Microwave ovens? Dishwashers? .......If everything they predicted was gonna kill us came true, humanity would've been wiped out a long time ago! :stare: yeah, the apple would have done us in! ;) How about this one? An episode where something can't be fixed by dismantling a comm badge. rotflmfao! oh man, that one is the best...ever! love it! :D what about nothing at all happens???? I mean they spend all the time going to other places and all they do is run into stuff................. I dont think space is that small do u??? :rolleyes: It isn't.......Like I said in another thread, if Star Trek was real life, the vast majority of patrols you went on would be uneventful. TV eliminates the uneventful ones & just shows us the ones with action in them. :stare: god bless the miracle of modern tv. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Any captain gets stuck in the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanatos355 Posted January 29, 2005 Author Share Posted January 29, 2005 Any captain gets stuck in the toilet. hell, any epp where a captain USES the toilet!! "captain to the bridge" "i'm taking a crap, i'll be there in a minute!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 picard gets reallyhammered and crashes the enterprise while out lookin for munchies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanatos355 Posted February 1, 2005 Author Share Posted February 1, 2005 Any captain gets stuck in the toilet. hell, any epp where a captain USES the toilet!! "captain to the bridge" "i'm taking a crap, i'll be there in a minute!" re-reading this just made me think.....maybe this is what the 'poop' deck is for? ;) :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonHelton Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 re-reading this just made me think.....maybe this is what the 'poop' deck is for? ;) :cyclops: Um, no......... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanatos355 Posted February 1, 2005 Author Share Posted February 1, 2005 well i was just figuring that there was a whole deck devoted to bathrooms/toiltes, since you never see them anywhere else! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 well i was just figuring that there was a whole deck devoted to bathrooms/toiltes' date=' since you never see them anywhere else! :p[/quote'] Maybe in the future we won't have to crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanatos355 Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 damn, that would be nice. though how weould i get caught up on my reading then? :rolleyes: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yelluh Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 damn' date=' that would be nice. though how weould i get caught up on my reading then? :rolleyes: ;)[/quote'] HAHAHAH..... sounds familiar :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanatos355 Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 nice quite place to get away from it all. the yelling wife, the screaming kids, the muffled sounds of our 'quests' trying to escape. you know, the usual stuff everyone deals with. :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mic Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 1. The Enterprise encounters a mysterious energy field, and they've seen it many times before. 2. The Enterprise successfully ferries an alien VIP from one place to another without incident. 3. The Enterprise visits a remote outpost of scientists and they are all OK. 4. Picard, Riker, and Data visit the Holodeck and it works perfectly. 5. Captain Picard has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people, but the Prime Directive makes it easy. 6. A power surge on the bridge is correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by a well-trained engineering staff using common diagnostic equipment. 7. The officers of the Enterprise encounter a new lifeform, which later turns out to be a common, well-known lifeform who was wearing a funny mask as a joke. 8. A major emergency happens near the Enterprise, but fortunately some other ships in the area are able to deal with it. 9. The Enterprise kicks in warp speed and hits a large planet coming from the right that they didn't see in time. 10. The crew if the Enterprise is struck by a mysterious illness, but the cure is found in the well-stocked sickbay storeroom. 11. Geordie looks at something through his electronic eye band and realizes he hasn't the faintest idea what he is looking at. 12. While being attacked by Romulans, Picard orders warp speed and the Enterprise stalls and won't start up without a call to AAA. 13. Data is passed over for promotion because he cannot understand the most basic nuances of what people are saying to him. 14. Wesley Crusher gets beat up by his classmates for being a geek and he has to start making friends his own age for a change. 15. Counselor Troi makes an analysis that states something other than that which is blindingly obvious. 16. A mysterious being composed of pure energy tries to enter the Enterprise's computer but finds out it didn't bring the right plugs along. 17. Riker falls in love with a woman on a planet he visits, gets her pregnant accidentally, and winds up having to marry her and he gets court martialed. 18. The officers are beamed down to a planet called "Paradise" where everyone is happy all of the time. Eventually, they find out that everything is just as it seems - it's really a neat place to live! 19. The Enterprise is involved in a time warp experience and does NOT wind up in the 20th century. 20.Captain Picard, Riker, and Data are captured by a superior intelligence, who apologizes for the mistake and does not put them on trial. love this - very true... :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vystral Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Sounds true of almost every Trek series...very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtremeskiing Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 1.Wes Crusher gets laid. 2. Someones dog escapes and poops in picards ready room 3. After counting down the time to 5 minutes till antimatter reserves are depleated, they dont have enought to go anywhere 4. Data comes out of the closet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 the bridge crew go on an away mission, look at a tricorder and havent a clue what the random flashing lights mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vystral Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 the away team gets to an alien computer console with technology they have never seen before and they have no clue what buttons to press. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
werecow Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Riker gets really smashed on some alien booze at a diplomatic reception and mistakes a diplomat for a urinal...Picard blows it off as a terran way of greetings..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 picard smokes a few spliffs, gets completely monged and uses the transporters to find out what a donkeys head would look like on a crocodiles body. wes gets a life the borg get counselling, apologise to the galaxy for their behaviour explaining that they were a cabaret troupe before they turned to assimilation and they had a space accident in which half their number died and they dashed off in a bit if a panic to audition new members but got carried away the romulans cant come up with any evil plots the klingons have a quiet chat and a cup of tea the enterprise crew get tired of going "boldly" and decide going "by coach" is nicer dr pulaski sees herself in the mirror and decides to jump out if the nearest airlock the anti matter containment field will collapse in 5 mins and the problem is solved in 30 seconds picard has an argument with the computer who will not switch on the self destruct cos it is too young to die ...and im spent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
werecow Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Whorf meets a klingon warrier who is just too hunky for him to resist ...so he has a sex change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbb Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Perhaps sixty fifty years ago when TVs were coming out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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