thanatos355 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 1. The Enterprise encounters a mysterious energy field, and they've seen it many times before. 2. The Enterprise successfully ferries an alien VIP from one place to another without incident. 3. The Enterprise visits a remote outpost of scientists and they are all OK. 4. Picard, Riker, and Data visit the Holodeck and it works perfectly. 5. Captain Picard has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people, but the Prime Directive makes it easy. 6. A power surge on the bridge is correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by a well-trained engineering staff using common diagnostic equipment. 7. The officers of the Enterprise encounter a new lifeform, which later turns out to be a common, well-known lifeform who was wearing a funny mask as a joke. 8. A major emergency happens near the Enterprise, but fortunately some other ships in the area are able to deal with it. 9. The Enterprise kicks in warp speed and hits a large planet coming from the right that they didn't see in time. 10. The crew if the Enterprise is struck by a mysterious illness, but the cure is found in the well-stocked sickbay storeroom. 11. Geordie looks at something through his electronic eye band and realizes he hasn't the faintest idea what he is looking at. 12. While being attacked by Romulans, Picard orders warp speed and the Enterprise stalls and won't start up without a call to AAA. 13. Data is passed over for promotion because he cannot understand the most basic nuances of what people are saying to him. 14. Wesley Crusher gets beat up by his classmates for being a geek and he has to start making friends his own age for a change. 15. Counselor Troi makes an analysis that states something other than that which is blindingly obvious. 16. A mysterious being composed of pure energy tries to enter the Enterprise's computer but finds out it didn't bring the right plugs along. 17. Riker falls in love with a woman on a planet he visits, gets her pregnant accidentally, and winds up having to marry her and he gets court martialed. 18. The officers are beamed down to a planet called "Paradise" where everyone is happy all of the time. Eventually, they find out that everything is just as it seems - it's really a neat place to live! 19. The Enterprise is involved in a time warp experience and does NOT wind up in the 20th century. 20.Captain Picard, Riker, and Data are captured by a superior intelligence, who apologizes for the mistake and does not put them on trial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oma Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 Ha ha - funny stuff! I especially like: 4. Picard, Riker, and Data visit the Holodeck and it works perfectly. I wouldn't want to use the holodecks - compared to a TV-set, they're kindda dangerous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leerhoei Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 He He, you've got good sense of humor Than :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRenegade Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Here's another one. The Borg show up at Earth and apologize for being such jerks in the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 The Star Trek crew come across Battlestar Gallactica and lose the fight. Or they get assimalated by the borg. And another The food replicators brake down and all they have to eat is Kraft dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbb Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 Troi having a real job on the Enterprise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Troi having a real job on the Enterprise! That would never happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 7. The officers of the Enterprise encounter a new lifeform' date=' which later turns out to be a common, well-known lifeform who was wearing a funny mask as a joke.[/quote'] ROFLMAODRFDDARFDA 9. The Enterprise kicks in warp speed and hits a large planet coming from the right that they didn't see in time. We don't see ANY warp collisions at all! 11. Geordie looks at something through his electronic eye band and realizes he hasn't the faintest idea what he is looking at. He never has... just bullshitting. Guessed correctly. Lucky bastard. 15. Counselor Troi makes an analysis that states something other than that which is blindingly obvious. Why would she... it's her job. 19. The Enterprise is involved in a time warp experience and does NOT wind up in the 20th century. But 2 million years ago... lol Elladan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostwolf357 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 The Star Trek crew come across Battlestar Gallactica and lose the fight. Or they get assimalated by the borg. And another The food replicators brake down and all they have to eat is Kraft dinner. Story of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanatos355 Posted January 28, 2005 Author Share Posted January 28, 2005 losing the fight, getting assimilated, or eating nothing but mac n cheese? :thinking: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamp Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 It gets revealed that picard isn't actually bold, he just shaves his head because he thinks it makes him run faster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Ha ha - funny stuff! I especially like: 4. Picard, Riker, and Data visit the Holodeck and it works perfectly. I wouldn't want to use the holodecks - compared to a TV-set, they're kindda dangerous! TVs are dangerous! The video scanning rate will entrain your brain into an alpha state, kinda meditative and hypnotic. Then they bombard you with commercials and propaganda while you're in a suggestive state. Danger Will Robinson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yelluh Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 TVs are dangerous! The video scanning rate will entrain your brain into an alpha state, kinda meditative and hypnotic. Then they bombard you with commercials and propaganda while you're in a suggestive state. Danger Will Robinson! This is very true...... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonHelton Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Remember when TV's were going to kill us? Microwave ovens? Dishwashers? .......If everything they predicted was gonna kill us came true, humanity would've been wiped out a long time ago! :stare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fds71 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Remember when TV's were going to kill us? Microwave ovens? Dishwashers? .......If everything they predicted was gonna kill us came true, humanity would've been wiped out a long time ago! :stare: I hate Microwave Oven ! :mad: Microwave ovens sucks!!! :mad: Death to the microwave ovens!!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fds71 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 But I love dishwashers!!! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 How about this one? An episode where something can't be fixed by dismantling a comm badge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonHelton Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 How about this one? An episode where something can't be fixed by dismantling a comm badge. ROFL.....!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendo001 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 what about nothing at all happens???? I mean they spend all the time going to other places and all they do is run into stuff................. I dont think space is that small do u??? :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonHelton Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 what about nothing at all happens???? I mean they spend all the time going to other places and all they do is run into stuff................. I dont think space is that small do u??? :rolleyes: It isn't.......Like I said in another thread, if Star Trek was real life, the vast majority of patrols you went on would be uneventful. TV eliminates the uneventful ones & just shows us the ones with action in them. :stare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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