thanatos355 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great. VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side. LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different. LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this. HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident! THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road. ARTOO: beep beep be bop. BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me. BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me! WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it? CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll! JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts. BIB: Die chicken wanga? BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time? TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line. UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. Your only concern is to cross that road. AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him. ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark. LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled! EMPEROR: If you will not cross, then you will be destroyed! JABBA: Bo shuda chicken! JA-JA: Oo! Icky-icky chicken! SIO BIBBLE: Crossing the road can mean only one thing; invasion. DARTH MAUL: At last we will cross the road. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer101 Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 omg 355 u are obsessed! *slaps* ok all better. though some of it is funny. now quick add a Bush is a terrorist speech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRenegade Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 tsk tsk, nuts man nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elderbear Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 omg 355 u are obsessed! *slaps* ok all better. though some of it is funny. now quick add a Bush is a terrorist speech Hah! President Bush (a phrase that has not passed my lips for the last four years) a terrorist? What a concept! That would imply that the only difference between dropping a bomb from the air and driving a bomb to the target is a matter of money & means, but not morality. Interesting thought ... at least the pilots have a pretty good idea that they'll most likely be home for a shower and dinner. The suicide bombers only have Islamic heaven to look forward to. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendo001 Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 pmsl 355 are u bored?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fds71 Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 Talking about president Bush what about that? George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? > >Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. > >George: Great. Let's hear it. > >Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. > >George: That's what I want to know. > >Condi: That's what I'm telling you. > >George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? > >Condi: Yes. > >George: I mean the fellow's name. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The guy in China. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The new leader of China. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The Chinaman! > >Condi: Hu is leading China. > >George: Now whaddya' asking me for? > >Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. > >George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? > >Condi: That's the man's name. > >George: That's who's name? > >Condi: Yes. > >George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of >China? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the >Middle East. > >Condi: That's correct. > >George: Then who is in China? > >Condi: Yes, sir. >George: Yassir is in China? > >Condi: No, sir. > >George: Then who is? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir? > >Condi: No, sir. > >George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. > >Condi: Kofi? > >George: No, thanks. > >Condi: You want Kofi? > >George: No. > >Condi: You don't want Kofi. > >George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. > >Condi: Kofi? > >George: Milk! Will you please make the call? > >Condi: And call who? > >George: Who is the guy at the U.N? > >Condi: Hu is the guy in China. > >George: Will you stay out of China?! > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. > >Condi: Kofi. > >George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. > >(Condi picks up the phone.) > >Condi: Rice, here. > >George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the new guy in China . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fds71 Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 omg 355 u are obsessed! *slaps* ok all better. though some of it is funny. now quick add a Bush is a terrorist speech Adding "Bush is a manipuled idiot" speech will be more accurate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer101 Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 i guess. anyone has a video of the protesting of Bush's inaugural, mostly were anarchists. many protest around the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Talking about president Bush what about that? George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? > >Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. > >George: Great. Let's hear it. > >Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. > >George: That's what I want to know. > >Condi: That's what I'm telling you. > >George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? > >Condi: Yes. > >George: I mean the fellow's name. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The guy in China. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The new leader of China. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The Chinaman! > >Condi: Hu is leading China. > >George: Now whaddya' asking me for? > >Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. > >George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? > >Condi: That's the man's name. > >George: That's who's name? > >Condi: Yes. > >George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of >China? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the >Middle East. > >Condi: That's correct. > >George: Then who is in China? > >Condi: Yes, sir. >George: Yassir is in China? > >Condi: No, sir. > >George: Then who is? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir? > >Condi: No, sir. > >George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. > >Condi: Kofi? > >George: No, thanks. > >Condi: You want Kofi? > >George: No. > >Condi: You don't want Kofi. > >George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. > >Condi: Kofi? > >George: Milk! Will you please make the call? > >Condi: And call who? > >George: Who is the guy at the U.N? > >Condi: Hu is the guy in China. > >George: Will you stay out of China?! > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. > >Condi: Kofi. > >George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. > >(Condi picks up the phone.) > >Condi: Rice, here. > >George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the new guy in China . . Smells alot like Abbot & Costello. Bush & Rice do look a lot like them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 i guess. anyone has a video of the protesting of Bush's inaugural' date=' mostly were anarchists. many protest around the world[/quote'] I am so. No really. Bush thinks because he was reelected that he's now the 44th president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napster John Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 355 I don't think you're obsessive, just thorough, as in, "painstakingly careful and accurate". :p By the way, when did this thread become a Bush-bashing thread? :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonHelton Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 By the way' date=' when did this thread become a Bush-bashing thread? :([/quote'] That's a very good question!! :stare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanatos355 Posted January 29, 2005 Author Share Posted January 29, 2005 talk about getting off topic. started with poulty ended up with vegetation!. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 355 I don't think you're obsessive, just thorough, as in, "painstakingly careful and accurate". :p By the way, when did this thread become a Bush-bashing thread? :( whocares, he deserves a slap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanatos355 Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 carefull ensign. you're dangerously close to insubordination! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonHelton Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 whocares' date=' he deserves a slap[/quote'] You want to bash Bush, fine.......Start a new thread for that purpose. ......But don't spam existing threads with it. Clear? :stare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbb Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 Star Wars is better than all shows that are not Star Trek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 whocares' date=' he deserves a slap[/quote'] You want to bash Bush, fine.......Start a new thread for that purpose. ......But don't spam existing threads with it. Clear? :stare: was topical. and i didnt start it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbb Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 The chicken crossed the road because he didn't believe that 9 year old Anakin could do so much stuff by the time he was 25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yelluh Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 By the way' date=' when did this thread become a Bush-bashing thread? :([/quote'] That's a very good question!! :stare: The Question is not when it started... but how long we can keep this up ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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