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Chiggy

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  1. Well at least your old teacher didnt become teacher of the year and then peeno of the year. Only in the UK......lol
  2. I would of made that gel the forced staple diet for the script writers............only when they had written a half good episode would they have gone back to normal eating. The geeks need titillation once in a while.........hell it might inspire them to try and pull a women of thier own. Perhaps this was the message from the producers.........Star Trek has finished for the time being you can be normal now and find a girlfriend. Damn, I love the Zena lol I bought all the boxed sets because the dialogue were so good AHEM.
  3. .........it only funds them. Ah that would be on of those M16 rifles that 'accidentally' found its way there LOL
  4. I say, isnt it those Yankee fellows who are doing all the empire carving these days? Hardly cricket is it old man? Six of the best, trousers down! Look out, here comes Parkee!
  5. Well if the men of your country are reputed to have the smallest genitals in the world would you want a Japanese bloke?
  6. We have capital punishment in the UK.......it just not public, it happens in prison. If a guy kills an old lady the screws leave a newspaper on the poole table with the detailed article of the crime. The prisoners are then allowed to beat the hell out of the offender until hes with in a few minutes of death then hes rushed to the prison doctor. Dont even get me started on crisp packets in the showers LMAO.
  7. 300 warheads.......I wouldnt trust that lot with a tin of beans.
  8. I tried that.........you build up their confidence and then they believe they can find someone better. Theres no wonder everyone is getting dicorced these days womens expectations are so incredibly high. British men buy their women more presents than any other European male.......fact. Which takes me back to my Thai bride post. You know some times I envy you guys who are only 19 and under.......it isnt until a women has a child or they are over 20 that they start becoming heavily interested in money. Your teens are the years of innocence make good use them.
  9. That why its called "the BBC World Service" old fruit.
  10. The UK has the best benefit system in the world thats why everyone wants to live here. The British government have helped me increase my sc-fi DVD collection to well over 200 titles..............and they say some people abuse the system........sheeeeeeesh.
  11. Sorry didnt find that funny at all. I know why they say US TV is crap now......ha ha......only jesting with ya! Little Britain is where its at baby! That Paris babe has a nice bit of rump on her I must admit.......I used to like her show with that other girl who help mess up the office..........it got tiresome after a while though. I like to think of myself as whats called a 'geek dude'. I like Star Trek which is the geek side yet I also enjoy weight training at my gym.......so you see its geek dude.
  12. Chiggy

    Uniforms

    They dont call him Jean 'Lycra' Picard for nothing!
  13. Ive heard the Romulans are the current highest bidder...........looks like Kirk could return in the next film after all.
  14. I saw it last night on Free View.......was pretty funny........but I think Sean of the Dead needs to cut down on his pork life........I guess fatness comes with famous.
  15. I know your in the accounts department but another annoying factor for me was when they made out they werent making any money then the next week rolled up to the office in a brand new sports car. Part of the small business MD roll is to convince the workers he isnt making anything.......yet they have the new cars and can afford those holidays in the Italian Alps. Hell........to fill a sports car full of petrol is your working wage for four days! Where is that money coming from I wonder? I am sure I dont need to tell you that the business owner not only takes his/her wage but also owns all the businesses assets and the profits. Its like having two direct sources of income and a pot of gold. Forgot to mention that working for such a low wage damages your self respect and confidence.........over a long period of time you actually think the minimum wage is all your good for...........with management making hints at this. Dont have the wool pulled over your eyes..........just use them like they use you.......gain the experience and then leave.............you shouldnt be stopping there any longer than two years.
  16. Theres going to be a hell of a lot of poor people living in the UK if something isnt done. Most reputable companies do pay more than the minimum wage..........if your boss refuses to give you a rise ask why and also ask if he/she truly values you as part of the team. Its just slave labour, exploitation. These businesses are run by people who know less than you who just bull their way through life.
  17. The minimum wage sucks balls........I worked for that for four years. Its just small company owners taking the pisz out of you........dont allow it..........move on quickly, otherwise you'll finish up in a rut like my good self and have managers telling you that they cannot pay you more because your not making more money for them. Tell the fat cats to go shove it! I really do feel for you chaps who have girlfriends who spend all your money. Ive been there.....and trust me when they do realise that they cannot go around buying everything they want they go for the rich men. My last girlfriend ran off with a bloke 10 years older than me just because he had the money and flash car. Now to be honest I am glad she did, I could of married her! After I finished with my ex I started dateing an old school friend.........in school I know she really liked me, so I thought we could be something genuine there.........but sadly her previous boyfriend was a dentist.........she had been spoilt to death and as a result was a totally different person to how I remembered her. I ditched her quickly. This turn of events has messed my head up badly........I see a women, I see money grabbing and I say no thank you. Havent had me a girl in two years now...............less of the sob stories........and sorry for my life story........but you can learn from my mistakes.
  18. Isnt the Captains log something to do with brown proverbial solid? I`ll get my coat. :-( .......pint of Yuri Gellar.......pint of Paul Wellar. You know I experienced the term 'legless' for the first time thanks to Stella the other day. I drank nine pints and couldnt walk again for several hours. I dont mind bitter but its always a lame drink when your mates are on lager...........they start having the fun a long time before you. However this afternoon I was on the Worthingtons and then the Smooth.
  19. I've got my ticket and my suitcases are packed.
  20. So if your a Muslim your not allowed to own plastic action figures? My point wasnt the fact that Muslims are offended by pigs but to point out why should that other girl have be forced to give up her model piglet? Why was it so importnat for that Muslim girl to be paying attention to what the other girl was doing? And why should that none Muslim girl who does not share the same beliefs conform to a religion alien to her? I am not a Muslim and refuse to take on board their beliefs because that is my choice and my human right. Tolerance is one thing...........but changeing my way of life so as to not offend others is another. As long as I break no laws of the land what is the problem?
  21. Sorry I shouldnt of said that, especially as I have only just read the thread description! I was wondering do those dolls moan when you mention the fact you need to go watch an episode of Star Trek? That realistic?
  22. Ive never been a fan of Big Brother.........theres more action in my hamster cage. Trailer Park boys beating the fuzz........are you serious? The only thing they could beat you in is a race to the local fast food joint.......you'd probably trip over their bellies! Those men dont have a brain cell between them. I`ve always thought about this show as some sort of JackAss variation. In this day and age the more messed up in the head you are the more likely you are to get your own TV show.
  23. Oh dear......hasnt this been covered time and time again? No one ever agrees. If you ask me both are just as cr*p as each other. I believe someone out there will eventually write something that stretches the mind far beyond a few wooden actors in space ships that save the universe once in a while. Its time to usher an era of new sc-fi.......the space ship thing has been done to death. If all Lucas and Rodenberrys following can think up is new space ship and creature design they should pack up and retire and let new creative radical minds take over.........its all getting a bit samey for me.
  24. From the final episode we understand more about what the pervious episodes were about and develop a complete understanding of the prophecy. Its all about development of the Cisco character.
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