howiepoohs Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 make awful adverts for a bran based cereal. "But I am far too old and fat," said kirk, "and no-one will believe this is my real hair." "You should go bald." said Picard, "it works for me" "Captain," said Data, " I can do nearly as many calculations as a low spec 3d graphics card" "Indeed," said Picard, "please render me an image of__________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 an image of..." "Captain," interrupted Data, "I believe we're in the wrong thread." "Quite right, Data, we're supposed to be in the TNG thread right now. Mr. O'Brien, energize." With that, Picard and Data transported back to their thread, leaving Kirk and crew to ________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawa Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 go to a new planaet and have lots of sex, at least kirk, and do nasty stuff with tribbles. Scotty found out he___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 needed to replenish the ship's supply of dilithium crystals. "Captain, I cannae keep up warp speed in the condition that the wee rocks are in. We need to _________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 find some bigger rocks." Kirk smirked, and told Scotty where he could find some bigger rocks. "No Cap'n, I mean CRYSTALS." Spock cleared his throat. "Captain, I believe we can find some dilithium crystals on _______________" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 the underside of your ____________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 arse. youve been clenching your butt cheeks so hard that the contents of your crack is now a fuel supply__________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 that could fuel dozens of starships for years. The Captain gave the bridge crew a smug look. "I'll be right down for the crystal extraction, Scotty," he said, ripping his shirt on the corner of his chair as he got out. "But first I have to change my uniform." While the Captain was changing and getting the crystals removed from his underside, Spock ordered the ship to proceed as ordered to ______________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawa Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 the planet of lust, where wearing clothes is punishable by death. Of course Kirk forgot to take off his sock's and___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 was attacked by the native inhabitants. Kirk reached for his phaser. "Excuse me Captain," Spock said. That's not your phaser, it's _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 20, 2005 Author Share Posted July 20, 2005 your willy sir. the double entendres are reaching dramatic proportions. its a good thing we forgot the salami. right then a native threw her box of wafer thin ham at kirk who _____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 decided he really didn't care for this place after all and had Scotty beam them back up. Kirk felt like blowing up some Klingons, so they set a course for the neutral zone. On the way there ________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawa Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 chekov got sick with some strange fungus growing on his eye___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 lid, so he was sent to sickbay. Doctor McCoy called up to the bridge to tell the Captain that it was ____________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 13:30 hours and time for his mombo lesson. He was therefore excusing Chekov from work till further notice. "It's too bad we don't have a holodeck", muttered Bones. "I'd like to see you in a tutu Ensign". Checkov began to move with purpose towards the doctor, gyrating his hips as he did so. Closer and closer until ________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Nurse Chapel stabbed him with a hypo-spray. This forced Chekov to ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 repeat the doctor's trip to "The Guardian Of Forever" ending up on 1020's Earth. Nurse Chapel then went through the ship stabbing everyone with the hypo-spray while muttering to herself... "I shoulda been Number One. I was Number One in the freakin' pilot. Freakin' network execs!". She was knocking the crew out left and right until she met up with ________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 spock. "youve got a huge one spock, do me over the con____________________" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 ...." that's as far as she got before he neck-pinched her and took her to the brig. Meanwhile, as a result of Chekov's interference, history was altered in such a way that __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Captain Montgomery Scott commanded the USS Enterprise. The Enterprise was a technological marvel and the pride of the fleet. It had _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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