Jawa Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 the biggest mess hall in all of starfleet history, hey needed it to make room for the 12000 people manned aboard the ship.____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 And in that mess hall they served _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Scotch and shepherd's pie. The crew really liked the menu. They also liked the uniforms. They looked like ____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 20th. century bus driver uniforms. Very smart and neat. Today's mess hall special was ________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 hagus and jelly babies. The crew were all reading their copies of engineering journals while sipping their scotch. Captain Scott walked into the mess hall with Ensign Kirk right behind him. "Captain, __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Ensign Kirk asked sheepishly, "is it really made from a "hag's ass?" "Don't be daft!", bellowed captain Scott and phasered Kirk right in the middle of _______________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 the family jewels. This once again damaged the fabric of the timeline, and suddenly _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Captain Uhura ordered "Fire all phasers!" Yeoman Kirk hid his face behind his clipboard and shivered. The phasers fired and __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 blew up another giant space penis. There were tons of them in this timeline. Having scored another victory for the U.S.S. Enterprise of the United Federation of Women's Liberation, Uhura set a course for ___________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Bantu in the terran system She was going to get to the bottom of all these penises. As she ordered Number One to go to warp three, the Enterprise shook from __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 another huge rock. Yes, the Enterprise had been hit once again by a rock! (probably thrown by Maverick...but that's another story). Anyway, this caused another change in the timeline thrusting the "Unknown Crewman" into the position of captain! This caused many, many problems as no one knew his name. Additionally, all the giant penises became giant hairy vaginas with black holes at their centers! "Hard to starboard", commanded the Unknown captain. The crew looked around puzzled and __________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 noticeda slightly kipperry smell. "is it breakfast time?" asked kirk_______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 hungrily. "I really like this universe." "Hard to starboard, Captain?" Uhura asked. "There's nothing hard to starboard. Just a bunch of black holes that look strangely familiar." "Full speed ahead," the Captain ordered. "Let's ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 try to confuse them!" "Yes sir, Captain ahh... um.. whatever your name is," said Uhura at the helm. Meanwhile, down in sickbay, Dr. Spock suddenly thought that _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 this was all illogical. That is, until Yeoman Kirk showed up and vomited all over his desk. "Hmmm. Kirk is deathly sick. All must be right in the universe." Suddenly, the artificial gravity quit and the vomit started to float. Spock ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 was thoroughly disgusted. He called up to the bridge, to which the first officer responded "Dammit Spock! I'm a science officer, not an engineer! Call Engineering and ask for Scotty!" (As it turned out, Scotty was the engineer of the Enterprise in every conceivable dimension. Go figure.) Scotty told Dr. Spock that _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 he should go grab a hoover __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 because he really sucks!" A large cackling came over the comm line before it was shut off. Meanwhile, back on the bridge, the Captain _____________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 was havin a cigar and a brandy, discussing the finer points of insurrection with his bridge officers. uhura was at her station with her hands between her legs and writhing like a snake on a barbeque__________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 because her seat just would not stay still. She tried calling engineering to get it fixed but ____________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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