psheldrake1 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Give us what you got. My favorite is oops...I slipped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grillguy85 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Famous last words, eh? I guess my favorite famous last words would be, "No, I said I'm cool to drive, so I'm cool to drive!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbb Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Escape maneuver one, quickly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yelluh Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Watch out for that asteroid ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 STATEMENT: "Death is imminent. Resistance is futile." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fds71 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Ok ! now push that red button and let's see what's happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Ok ! now push that red button and let's see what's happen! lol ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted January 26, 2005 Author Share Posted January 26, 2005 Ok ! now push that red button and let's see what's happen! This should read... That wasn't the right button was it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Ok ! now push that red button and let's see what's happen! This should read... That wasn't the right button was it. hmmm. okay.. whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zgamesforu Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 last words: "Honey, you're gaining weight..." *BANG* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 I thought you meant real last words... I think it was Oscar Wilde's last words that as he lay in his deathbed staring up he said "Either this wall paper goes or I do." but I think one of the coolest SCI FI last words would be that of Senator Palpatine/Darth Sidious/Emperor : *In Reponse to - Skywalker : "No...I'll never turn to the dark side. I am a Jedi...like my father before me." Emperor - "....So be it. Jedi." And GREAT almost-last words from Dr. John Mathewson played by John Lithgow in The Manhattan Project upon attempts to diffuse a nuclear warhead in a US nukes lab : "*sigh* Ok this is either gonna work or it's not...Looks like we got about...30 seconds...Anybody wanna make a bet?? No? Ok on 3." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted January 26, 2005 Author Share Posted January 26, 2005 Please be inventive. Bumper stickers gets better responses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer101 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Lord help my poor soul. ~~ Edgar Allan Poe, writer, d. October 7, 1849 I am ready. ~~ Woodrow Wilson, US President, d. 1924 Et tu, Brute? Assassinated. ~~ Gaius Julius Caesar, Roman Emperor, d. 44 BC I am still alive! Stabbed to death by his own guards - (as reported by Roman historian Tacitus) ~~ Gaius Caligula, Roman Emperor, d.41 AD Put out the light. ~~ Theodore Roosevelt, US President, d. 1919 Wells, Herbert George "H. G." (1866-1946) "Go away. I'm all right." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alaska Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 "A Truck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahaha Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 I'm dead Jim We're screwed Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 .....what bus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtremeskiing Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Me Playing Paintball: "TIME OUT!!!!, I lost my shoe!" My friend calling me to tell me he wrecked his car (while drunk): "Yo, I just wrecked my car" in the backround "Sir, put the phone down, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law, you have the right to an attorney if you cannot [line goes dead]" My brother at the age of 3, explaining to the police why he was choking on a quarter: "It just popped into my mouth!!!" Me before smashing my car at 90+mph: "OH GOD, MY ENGINE!!!" Me, wrecking my friends car, after he wrecked it drunk: "F***, this ones going to hurt [shredding noise as car tears across mountain side], I wonder if anyone saw that" Officers last words, yelling at me for wrecking the car, right before he lost his job (i recorded this to my voicemail) "Hang up the phone, give me that peice of shit [still holding phone], IM GOING TO KICK YOUR NEW YORK ASS, I DONT EVER WANT TO SEE YOU IN MY STATE AGAIN" mE: "Officer, I work for your state" Officer: "I DONT CARE, IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS AND WIPE IT ALL OVER THE HIGHWAY!!!, GET OUT OF MY STATE NOW, WHOS COMING TO PICK YOU UP, YOUR DAD?" mE: "yeah" oficer: "GOOD, I BET HE IS FROM NEW YORK TOO, I HOPE HE WRECKS HIS CAR, CAUSE THEN IM GOING TO KICK HIS ASS TOO, YOU f***IN NEW YORKERS, IM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL" In the end...he lost his job in exchange for me dropping charges against the department. I got a million of these, ill put more up later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/ nuff said B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oma Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 - If it wasn't safe could I be doing this?! - Nice doggie, niiice doggie! - Of course I can! - We come in peace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eRRoRz Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 - We come in peace... :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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