Amnot Borg Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 waitaminute! You got a tank? All I got was a lousy BB gun and a poke sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlvsi Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I`m not going to die. :D I am planning on ascension, just after solving all the Earths problems. :) My first step is to stop this glorious batlle you are all planning. Could I have some info on your plans? Times, dates, locations etc... ;) B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steveo Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 Solving Earth's problems would be great, you could make a fortune, but I suppose for those of us in the UK, it'd just then be subject to mass inheritance tax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 I'd like to die destroying tax. Possibly by piloting a plane into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tablet Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 probably out of the blue so i dont have to go through the pain of dying slowly - probably be hit by a bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StitchInTime Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 waitaminute! You got a tank? All I got was a lousy BB gun and a poke sack. That's not so good. Oh well. See you at the front, . . . or maybe not. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arska Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 3. My remains be scattered over a large area, while simultaniously taking a lot of people with me. Try finding a minefield and stepping on a mine. ;) Like capt. Black Adder put it: "If you happen to step on a mine, the standard procedure is to jump 60 feet into the air and scatter yourself on a wide area." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arktis Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Here's a collection of things I posted in a similar thread on another forum: 1a.)Airlift me over the vatican and precision-drop me directly on top of the pope while he's giving a speech. 1b.)Keep this strange event as an obscure side note in the historybooks and possibly even a few kooky religious texts. 2.) Freeze my body (as safely as possible given the level of technology at the time), and put me in a high orbit around the planet with heavy shielding from space debris. Hopefully one day someone or some thing will thaw me out, make a few modifactions to my body, and send me out to conquer the planet with my new death ray vision, at which point I will rule the world for an indeterminate ammount of time as a representative of our new alien overlords before dying while simultaneously eating pizza, making love to three women from my harem, and finishing my memoirs. See also: 1b.) 3.) Launch me on a rocket headed directly into the sun. Make it a live pay-per-view television event. See also: 1b.) I think it would be to fall asleep' date=' and never wake up.[/quote']That's actually one of the worst ways to go. The final nightmarish dream you would have would be unparalled by any real world terror you could possibly face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nireves1 Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 you prefer being hit by a bus!!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tablet Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 ^ I assume your talking about me?!? what about you? i KNOW i'm going to get hit by a bus, i can't change that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nireves1 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 i wil probebly get my head kicked in by some nazi footbal holigans i can't change that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Data Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 the best way to die is to chop off the head :P then you wont feel nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arktis Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 You'll still be alive and blinking in astonishment for at least ten seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzyg Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 smoke crack till your head explodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Data Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 You'll still be alive and blinking in astonishment for at least ten seconds. Ok then i chose another way to die: watch star trek :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slug Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Sacraficing myself for some unobtainable girl in the full knowledge that she'll devote the rest of her life to honouting my memory. Either that or in combat against some nutty nation trying to take over the world for some reason. Or taking an overdose of crack then jumping out of a plane. Any of these would do fine. Although I'm quite tempted by the very peaceful death surrounded by loved ones. I'm not sure I'd go with the sexual ecstacy one, I mean think of the poor girls, and the possibility that you 'void your bowels,' not making for a great epitath. I just though of a new one, near a doctor and his mate called Jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slug Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Wow, I just got promoted, but still can't seem to get out of the token Irish everyman slump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GewehrSoldat Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I want to be killed with a weapon in my hands, a dead enemy at my feet and a defiant growl in my throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbob Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I want to be killed with a weapon in my hands, a dead enemy at my feet and a defiant growl in my throat. add to that an attractive (and possibly nude) young lady in my arms and a planet of cheering/grateful people (grateful because I just killed the evil dreadlord from hell come to earth to enslave the human race after destroying all of the major nation's military's) with the "weapon" (my own recently ripped off X <--- pick a limb) with a mouthful of bulleit straight kentucky bourbon whiskey and some good music.....yea.....that should be good enough for the history books Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soval Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Not for a long, long time I think. Ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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