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"Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"

"One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it"

"HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!"

"Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!"

"Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"

"CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."

"If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"

"Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"

"We brake for cubes!"

"Wesley On Board!"

 

best borg bumper sticker

 

"Blonde Borgs have the same fun."

 

 

 

as like last time, please feel free to add more. vh, this means you! ;)

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"Klingons do it better!"

"Seven of Nine Slept Here"

"I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!!"

"My other car is SOVERIGN CLASS"

"Back off, or be Assimilated"

"Get off my bumper, you Ferengi!"

"Following Me is Highly Illogical"

"On the 8th Day, God created T'Pol"

"Eat My Stardust"

"If you can read this....Your optical implant is malfunctioning"

"Klingon Women Make Better Lovers"

"How's My Driving? 1-800-KLINGON"

"Come any closer and I'll have a Warp Core Breach!"

 

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"If you can read this, I can brake and sue you."

 

"Drive defensively. Buy a Sovereign."

 

"Objects in mirror may have flunked Academy lessons."

 

"Go ahead, hail! If I can hear you, you are in range."

 

"I'm not lost. I'm exploring!"

 

"Is that how they drive on your planet?"

 

"Are you making an appointment with St. Peter on that cell-phone?"

 

"Dubej tlhlngan wo'. "

 

"Blonde borgs have the same fun."

 

 

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"My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student"

 

"I survived the Battle of Endor"

 

"Palpatine, save me from your followers"

 

"My other starship is an SSD"

 

"Visit scenic Beggars Canyon"

 

"Jedi Master on board -- please fly carefully"

 

"Support your local stormtrooper -- buy Imperial"

 

"Max Rebo Tour '05 [or whatever year it is]"

 

"X-wing pilots do it better"

 

"WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY" (on the Star Destroyer's rear, silly) why yes, I did see that movie, why do you ask?

 

"Poodoo happens..."

 

"My other vehicle is an AT-AT"

 

"Palpatine/Vader in 2005 (Like you have a choice)"

 

"If you don't like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field"

 

"The only way they'll get my blaster is if they pry it from my cold, dead hands"

 

"I brake for Wookies (But not for Ewoks)"

 

"Don't follow me - my hyperdrive is disabled"

 

"Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation"

 

"Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management"

 

"Yoda School of Grammar Graduate, I Am!"

 

"Baby Ewok on Board"

 

"Jedi Academy Honor Student on Board"

 

"Don't Like the Way I Drive? Call 1-800-FLY-CASUAL"

 

"My Other Car is an Incom T-16"

 

"Member of Stormtroopers Local 1138"

 

"Mon Mothma for Emperor!"

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