maverick Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 all is quiet on the enterprise bridge. there are some good sci fi noises occurring in the background. james t is looking over some crew evaluations when mr sulu turns to the captain with a scared look on his face. "theres something out there captain" "what is it mr sulu? replied kirk, alert and ready for action immediatlely. sensors are having trouble identifying it sir but its so big that __________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 it has a "five skin"...why...it's...it's...it's a space penis sir! Kirk studied the gigantic space penis intently. In all his years in Starfleet Command he had _____________ c4 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 12, 2005 Author Share Posted July 12, 2005 never seen something so majestic. "sir "said chekov "im worried about uhura, she__________" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 seems to be breathing very rapidly, and going red." The captain walked over to Uhara and said "We have nothing to worry about, it's perfectly__________" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 normal for us to have this sort of thing in the third season. Perhaps we should try to communicate with it. Uhura, open hailing frequencies, I want to _________________ (P.S. The reason why I hadn't started a TOS thread like I did DS9 and TNG is because I was waiting until DS9 got to about 10 pages before starting 'nother one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 see if we have it's language in the Universal Translator." Just as he said that the penis__________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 12, 2005 Author Share Posted July 12, 2005 started spitting at the ship. "keep those shields up scotty, its looking for an opening" yelled kirk through the communicator. uhura was about to faint when she realised that she knew a language it would understand _____________________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 She started moaning. But at this point the penis began to penetrate the shields. "Scotty, more power to the shields" yelled Kirk. "I'm givin' it all I can, sir. I canna change the laws of physics, sir. Only thing I can do now, is tie in the auxiliary power" was Montgomery Scotts answer. "Do it" replied Kirk. "Spock, what are ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted July 12, 2005 Author Share Posted July 12, 2005 "Spock, what are you doing to uhura. thats not a neck pinch youve got your hand on her __________" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 scalp." "This is a brain sucker", said Spock. "It sucks brains. Do you know what its doing?" "No," said Kirk. "Starving," said Spock, who broke into hysterical laughter. Thinking this was somewhat unusual for Spock, Kirk _______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 slapped him. "Come to your senses, man! I need information," Kirk said. "Somehow this seems familiar. I know! It's _______" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 been done to death in a mess of EPs. "Drat", mummbled Kirk. "Spock, get to your station, check the EP database". "We need to know if this penis is in anyway connected (no pun intended) to that gi-gundo amobea thingy we battled in ____________________ c4 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonstalker Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 your bathtub. "Captain," Spock said. "It appears that this thing is based on your genetic pattern." "But that's _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 ... lesse now... where was it?" "I'm showing signs of rapid brain ageing in the captain" said Spock "I think I'll need to get to sickbay though, my hip is feeling very _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 (going with Moonstalker, he was first) "But that's impossible! My mini-me isn't THAT big." Spock raised an eyebrow and remarked ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 well, it appears that you mini-you has evolved into something beyond you, captain. But if you don't mind, I'll be happy to ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorlock Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 take a closer look. It is, quite .. fascinating. I think I'm going to probe it. And I know just how. I'm going to ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 take a shuttle out there and ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 land on it, maybe we can take some core samples while we're at it. As soon as this idea was forwarded Kirk shouted "________" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnbc Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 "You are NOT going to take core samples of my gigantic family jewels!" Spock raised an eyebrow and responded ________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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