nuages Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 wears the soap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weyoun Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 wears the soap .......... I don't get it. How does "yes, it does doesnt it" go after that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuages Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 wears the soap .......... I don't get it. How does "yes, it does doesnt it" go after that? yes, it does as in, "yes it wears it out" and if you don't get the joke at that point its probably a good thing. Not terribly funny anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Not terribly funny anyways. You don't say. Heres mine, It's a really bad one, I'm not proud of it, and I think that only Canadians will get it What's the best way to kill a Fox? Cut off his leg, and make him run accross Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuages Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Not terribly funny anyways. You don't say. Heres mine, It's a really bad one, I'm not proud of it, and I think that only Canadians will get it What's the best way to kill a Fox? Cut off his leg, and make him run accross Canada. Thats terrible!!!!!! That should be edited to be run across canada through Thunder Bay. But i think even less people would get it then, unless your from Thunder Bay. Ever watch Wonder Showzen??? its a terribly shocking and funny show, you can down it at myspleen.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annika Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Funny :) http://people.cornell.edu/pages/bs16/star_trek.htm Though I suppose real trekkies already know this stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vektram Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 How many emo kiddies does it take to change a lightbulb? Who gives a crud, let em cry in the dark. Have you heard the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aragon666 Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 This one is stupid but nevermind; here goes: Q: Why is six affraid of seven? A: Because seven eight nine!!! Ha,ha,ha,h,h,...;yes i'l stop!!!! :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 okay, Ive got one: A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" Cheers! :D first one to get a lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamp Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 a priest and a rabbi are walking down the road when they see a twelve year old boy. the priest says 'lets fu## him', to which the rabbi replys 'out of what.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 a priest and a rabbi are walking down the road when they see a twelve year old boy. the priest says 'lets fu## him'' date=' to which the rabbi replys 'out of what.'[/quote'] errrr.........i dont get it. i thought about it and everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 a priest and a rabbi are walking down the road when they see a twelve year old boy. the priest says 'lets fu## him'' date=' to which the rabbi replys 'out of what.'[/quote'] errrr.........i dont get it. i thought about it and everything Meaning Jewish people are out to fu## you out of whatever you have (ie: money). Disclaimer: I do not in any way subscribe to above notion. c4evap :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oma Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 During the cold war an american, a russian and a dane met. American: We have so many fighterplanes that if they all were airborne at the same time you couldn't see the sky! Russian: Pah! We have so many warships that if they all went to the mediterranean sea you could walk across! Dane: I know this guy who lives in Viborg who has a dick that's ½ a metre long. Both the american and the russian trade startled looks.. American:Well, I suppose you could see some patches of sky... Russian: ...you might have to swim from ship to ship... Dane: Ok, the guy lived 5 km outside Viborg... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuages Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 During the cold war an american, a russian and a dane met. American: We have so many fighterplanes that if they all were airborne at the same time you couldn't see the sky! Russian: Pah! We have so many warships that if they all went to the mediterranean sea you could walk across! Dane: I know this guy who lives in Viborg who has a dick that's ½ a metre long. Both the american and the russian trade startled looks.. American:Well, I suppose you could see some patches of sky... Russian: ...you might have to swim from ship to ship... Dane: Ok, the guy lived 5 km outside Viborg... :o I don't understand, is it cause i'm not danish?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oma Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 During the cold war an american, a russian and a dane met. American: We have so many fighterplanes that if they all were airborne at the same time you couldn't see the sky! Russian: Pah! We have so many warships that if they all went to the mediterranean sea you could walk across! Dane: I know this guy who lives in Viborg who has a dick that's ½ a metre long. Both the american and the russian trade startled looks.. American:Well, I suppose you could see some patches of sky... Russian: ...you might have to swim from ship to ship... Dane: Ok, the guy lived 5 km outside Viborg... :o I don't understand, is it cause i'm not danish?? No, it is not. You are just...special... :rolleyes: sigh....the russian and the american was baffled that someone would make a claim that anyone man had such huge appendage and realized that they had exaggerated. They in turn tried to cover up their exaggerations - however, the dane did not. That was the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 During the cold war an american, a russian and a dane met. American: We have so many fighterplanes that if they all were airborne at the same time you couldn't see the sky! Russian: Pah! We have so many warships that if they all went to the mediterranean sea you could walk across! Dane: I know this guy who lives in Viborg who has a dick that's ½ a metre long. Both the american and the russian trade startled looks.. American:Well, I suppose you could see some patches of sky... Russian: ...you might have to swim from ship to ship... Dane: Ok, the guy lived 5 km outside Viborg... :o Hillarious, haha, LOL, :D :D :D :D Seriously, this one is real funny.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oma Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 LMAO! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 good shit lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 this is a bit sick...........but hey, it was my fave joke for years. whats red and blue and hangs from the ceiling? ....a girl guide on a meat hook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 rotfl nice one maverick. I'm using that one at work tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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