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Smartrarse!!!

 

Had me thinking!!

 

One for grown up Brits! Children avert your eyes!

 

Whats the difference between an Arsenal fan and a dildo?

 

An Arsenal fan is a real d***

 

Shame...Benny Hill is turning over in his grave at this very moment!

 

:p

 

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How many punkers does it take to change a light bulb???

 

 

 

punk never changed anything

 

only youth culture for a good few years and produced some great music.

 

people are still copying it today. and just in case you need a place to start.....

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A guy and his girlfriend decide to go and have sex in a graveyard on some toppled tombstones. It's a hot summer night and the cool marble will keep them from sweating too much. The next morning she wakes up and her back is killing her. She goes to her doctor and he examines her...

 

Doctor: How old did you say you are honey?

Girl: 23

Doctor: Hummmmmmm. Says on you butt you died in 1856.

 

c4evap :p

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theres a nun sittin in the bath in her convent, when she hears a knock on the door

 

"who is it," she says through the door

 

"the blind man," a voice replies "can i come in?"

 

the nun thinks for a second. "well he's blind......"

 

"ok" replies the nun

 

in walks the blind man who exclaims

 

"Nice Tits! now, where do you want the blinds?"

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Q: why does michael Jackson like 28 year olds?

 

 

A: cause theres 20 of them

 

(note: i know this isnt really funny...lol.)

haha - I had to think out loud to get that one..!

 

Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?

 

 

 

A: A good start!

(sorry, tinpusher - it's Davy Jones' Locker for you :p)

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two politically correct and bi-curious nuns are sitting in the bath together.

 

first nun says to second nun, "wheres the soap?"

 

and the second replies, "yes, it does doesnt it" :D

 

 

(humour advisary- say this one out loud)

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How many punkers does it take to change a light bulb???

 

 

 

punk never changed anything

 

only youth culture for a good few years and produced some great music.

 

people are still copying it today. and just in case you need a place to start.....

 

Oh I think i need more of place to finish :P Glad you said that though. Maybe you will get this joke!!! Its actually suppost to be winnipeg straight edgers but that is probably meaningless to most people.

 

How many straight edgers does it take to drink a six pack of beer??

 

 

 

 

One if nobody is looking!!

 

 

 

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How many punkers does it take to change a light bulb???

 

 

 

punk never changed anything

 

only youth culture for a good few years and produced some great music.

 

people are still copying it today. and just in case you need a place to start.....

 

Oh I think i need more of place to finish :P Glad you said that though. Maybe you will get this joke!!! Its actually suppost to be winnipeg straight edgers but that is probably meaningless to most people.

 

How many straight edgers does it take to drink a six pack of beer??

 

 

 

 

One if nobody is looking!!

 

 

 

if you wanna place to finish, how bout the new romantics.

 

that culture started at the end of the punk era. i was reading a great article on the whole thing in GQ a few days ago.

 

man, punk was pretty cool but this was stylish.

 

have fun

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two politically correct and bi-curious nuns are sitting in the bath together.

 

first nun says to second nun, "wheres the soap?"

 

and the second replies, "yes, it does doesnt it" :D

 

 

(humour advisary- say this one out loud)

 

Uh... I don't get it. I said it out loud and everything.

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