maverick Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 whats brownand sticky? a stick hahahahahahaha :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pella Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Q:How Doctor Who fans does it take to change a light bulb? A:None, we just wait 15 years until it comes back on :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
str82u Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Bobbies mother has three children, the first one is named April, the second is named June, what is the name of the third child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pella Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Bobbies mother has three children' date=' the first one is named April, the second is named June, what is the name of the third child?[/quote'] Bobbie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proffart Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Smartrarse!!! Had me thinking!! One for grown up Brits! Children avert your eyes! Whats the difference between an Arsenal fan and a dildo? An Arsenal fan is a real d*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Smartrarse!!! Had me thinking!! One for grown up Brits! Children avert your eyes! Whats the difference between an Arsenal fan and a dildo? An Arsenal fan is a real d*** Shame...Benny Hill is turning over in his grave at this very moment! :p c4evap B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuages Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 How many punkers does it take to change a light bulb??? punk never changed anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 How many punkers does it take to change a light bulb??? punk never changed anything only youth culture for a good few years and produced some great music. people are still copying it today. and just in case you need a place to start..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c4evap Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 A guy and his girlfriend decide to go and have sex in a graveyard on some toppled tombstones. It's a hot summer night and the cool marble will keep them from sweating too much. The next morning she wakes up and her back is killing her. She goes to her doctor and he examines her... Doctor: How old did you say you are honey? Girl: 23 Doctor: Hummmmmmm. Says on you butt you died in 1856. c4evap :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who have friends! :) Also There are 3 kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 theres a nun sittin in the bath in her convent, when she hears a knock on the door "who is it," she says through the door "the blind man," a voice replies "can i come in?" the nun thinks for a second. "well he's blind......" "ok" replies the nun in walks the blind man who exclaims "Nice Tits! now, where do you want the blinds?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number1 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Q: why does michael Jackson like 28 year olds? A: cause theres 20 of them (note: i know this isnt really funny...lol.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oma Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Q: why does michael Jackson like 28 year olds? A: cause theres 20 of them (note: i know this isnt really funny...lol.) haha - I had to think out loud to get that one..! Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! (sorry, tinpusher - it's Davy Jones' Locker for you :p) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psheldrake1 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 My uncle died at a pie eating contest. The cow stepped on his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 two politically correct and bi-curious nuns are sitting in the bath together. first nun says to second nun, "wheres the soap?" and the second replies, "yes, it does doesnt it" :D (humour advisary- say this one out loud) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuages Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 How many punkers does it take to change a light bulb??? punk never changed anything only youth culture for a good few years and produced some great music. people are still copying it today. and just in case you need a place to start..... Oh I think i need more of place to finish :P Glad you said that though. Maybe you will get this joke!!! Its actually suppost to be winnipeg straight edgers but that is probably meaningless to most people. How many straight edgers does it take to drink a six pack of beer?? One if nobody is looking!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 How many punkers does it take to change a light bulb??? punk never changed anything only youth culture for a good few years and produced some great music. people are still copying it today. and just in case you need a place to start..... Oh I think i need more of place to finish :P Glad you said that though. Maybe you will get this joke!!! Its actually suppost to be winnipeg straight edgers but that is probably meaningless to most people. How many straight edgers does it take to drink a six pack of beer?? One if nobody is looking!! if you wanna place to finish, how bout the new romantics. that culture started at the end of the punk era. i was reading a great article on the whole thing in GQ a few days ago. man, punk was pretty cool but this was stylish. have fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karimw786 Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 two politically correct and bi-curious nuns are sitting in the bath together. first nun says to second nun, "wheres the soap?" and the second replies, "yes, it does doesnt it" :D (humour advisary- say this one out loud) Uh... I don't get it. I said it out loud and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0V13T Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Yeah, That's two for not getting the nun joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetsuoShima Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Better make it three! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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